Kim Jong Un named Sexiest Man of 2012

[Nabber]

...or at least, the Chinese news thinks so.

Basically, the Onion, famed satire of the news, published a fake article naming Kim Jong the sexiest man alive of 2012. And the Chinese press took this as a reliable source and published it in the newspaper.

So yeah, behold the Sexiest Man Alive.

 

[ralphfan]

hawt

 

[Brock]

dat double chin.

 

[Weasel]

i'd hit it

with the back of my hand, that is

 

[Garlic Man]

In related news, /b/ is currently stuffing ballots to make Kim the "TIME" Person of the Year.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2128881_2129111_2129112,00.html

 

[Nabber]

why is Jay-Z on that list

 

[Garlic Man]

same reason any of the artists are on that list

 

[Pyro]

Nothing to say except LMAO and

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

What does that have to do with anything?

 

[Lily x]

He's gonna start music spamming. Again like what he did with BW2.
Also: lolwat.

 

[Scarecrow von Steuben]

Kim Jong named Un Sexiest Man of 2012

fixd

 

[Legault]

What does that have to do with anything?

EDIT: This isn't mindless junk, whoops, no trolling allowed

 

[Toad Eightyfive]

This is why China should take a class in humor.

 

[Zae]

china likes deh weight

 

[Pyro]

This is why China should take a class in humor.

Yeah. They should take advice from their next-door accidental comedian North Korea.

 

[NintendoQueen814]

I'd tap that.

 

[Nathan Fielder]

i misread this as "unnamed"

so i thought they suddenly proclaimed he wasn't or something

 

[Koopayoshi]

In related news, /b/ is currently stuffing ballots to make Kim the "TIME" Person of the Year.

http://www.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,2128881_2129111_2129112,00.html

WHY THE HELL IS MOHAMMED MORSI ON THIS LIST!? The man is a dictator. He hasn't helped anybody in Egypt while they're living in pain and suffering. No offense, but I feel that no American, not even me (I'm Egyptian btw) knows how bad egypt is right now. And all he's doing is trying to make his power in the government higher so he can get what he wants. And they want to make him person of the year. The nerve of these people.
And anyway, why name him the sexiest man alive when the typical sterotype of "sexy" is abs and and a six pack. It's just for attention and some self confidence.

 

[Garlic Man]

why name him the sexiest man alive when the typical sterotype of "sexy" is abs and and a six pack. It's just for attention and some self confidence.

why u no read ._.

 

[Mario4Ever]

WHY THE HELL IS MOHAMMED MORSI ON THIS LIST!? The man is a dictator. He hasn't helped anybody in Egypt while they're living in pain and suffering. No offense, but I feel that no American, not even me (I'm Egyptian btw) knows how bad egypt is right now. And all he's doing is trying to make his power in the government higher so he can get what he wants. And they want to make him person of the year. The nerve of these people.

The distinction is given to the person who has done the most to influence the year's events, either positively or negatively.

 

[Mariorules25]

 

[IceShadow1199]

China is a scary place

 

[Pandapowah]

Kim Jong UNF

 

[Pokemon DP]

This is why China should take a class in humor.

chinese humour