Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...

[Lario]

Item - Toaster

If used to toast bread, it will make the bread more useful by making it heal you more.

Can also be used to shoot items, only they become toasty.

When Toast is fired, Mario's CDi quote "TOST" is played.

LOL

Either that or "Toaster Obsessed Mario" as an AT.

*making a pic of Mario face with Shoop da Whoop and toast*

*imagining epic laser battle between Lucario, Samus, and Toast Mario*

Don't forget DIALGIA/PALKIA/WHATEVERITSACALLED.

St00b,. YOU SHALL NOT PASS.

LOL

AT - A Big Bully

A bully that is huge and the bully at an average school. He' tall and as wide as the hallways there, yet there's plenty of space for normal people. He attacks by clobbering anyone in his way. He also says stuff morons say, yet if you listen closely, you could hear him say smart things like E = mc^2. Is it a nerd in disguise? Find out in the story mode...

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

^^^Need I say more?

AN OLD GUY? IN SMASH BROS?

THIS IS FAR-FETCHED. NO PROFESSIONAL IDEAS PLZ

But, on the other hand, TOAD AND TOADETTE TO FILL UP THE CORNERS OF THE CHARACTER SELECT SCREEN.

 

[Lario]

That's far-fetched alright Toadbert.

AT -

His eyes grow bigger and bigger until they ASPLODE, giving everyone massive damage.

 

[Rosalina Spalko]

That's far-fetched alright Toadbert.

AT -

His eyes grow bigger and bigger until they ASPLODE, giving everyone massive damage.

This is somewhat impossible, since his eyes go back to normal size eventually..

I suggest we use ??? and you can pluck the Question Marks from his head and use them as melee weapons.

 

[Lario]

That's far-fetched alright Toadbert.

AT -

His eyes grow bigger and bigger until they ASPLODE, giving everyone massive damage.

This is somewhat impossible, since his eyes go back to normal size eventually..

I suggest we use ??? and you can pluck the Question Marks from his head and use them as melee weapons.

'K

Item -Time Machine

You simply go back in time. You can also do that thingie called the Ontological paradox, so you can team up with yourself...

However, if you do this TOO much in one fight the console will asplode.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

That's far-fetched alright Toadbert.

AT -

His eyes grow bigger and bigger until they ASPLODE, giving everyone massive damage.

This is somewhat impossible, since his eyes go back to normal size eventually..

I suggest we use ??? and you can pluck the Question Marks from his head and use them as melee weapons.

'K

Item -Time Machine

You simply go back in time. You can also do that thingie called the Ontological paradox, so you can team up with yourself...

However, if you do this TOO much in one fight the console will asplode.

I like the head asplodin gooodness.

 

[Smiddle]

AT -

Mario's head appears on the ground. Then, all characters are like "WTF? MARIO? DECAPITATED? B-B-BUT... I DIDN'T LIKE HIM A LOT, BUT HE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE T--T--TO... BWAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M-A GO HOLD A FUNERAL"

When the funeral is being held, they are vulnerable to attacks and can't do anything about it.

AT -

Does nothing.

AT -

Can be thrown at other people. Sometimes it makes scary noises.

 

[Rosalina Spalko]

AT -

Mario's head appears on the ground. Then, all characters are like "WTF? MARIO? DECAPITATED? B-B-BUT... I DIDN'T LIKE HIM A LOT, BUT HE REALLY DIDN'T HAVE T--T--TO... BWAAAAAAH!!!!! I'M-A GO HOLD A FUNERAL"

When the funeral is being held, they are vulnerable to attacks and can't do anything about it.

AT -

Does nothing.

AT -

Can be thrown at other people. Sometimes it makes scary noises.

I'm suddenly reminded of GLaDOS's cores....

ATs

Purple Core - Does nothing, although you can pick it up and throw it at people; it can break shields.

Orange Core - Acts like the Nintendog, covering the screen and going "Oh whats that?! What is that?! Oh that thing has numbers on it!" etc.

Blue Core - Starts listing off cake ingredients, and throws food out for you to heal, just watch out for the rhubarb on fire; that can hurt you

Red Core- Snarls and starts exploding randomly, and chases around opponents.

 

[Lario]

LOL at the and and Assist Trophies.

Iem - Nothing

Nothing is invisible. You can throw it other players, use it as a weapon, or scratch your back with nothing. However, nothing has no effects.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

YOu like, throw this thing at someone, and it like, explodes.

 

[Lario]

Character - Paatrick Star

Standard B: Patrick attacks the enemy in front of him by headbutting. This launches foes back a good distance.

Side B: He shoots to the side like Luigi. He only has a shoter distance, yet it does a bit more damage.

Up B: Patrick suddenly fly upwards, and he does this very FAST.

Down B: Patrick can trip foes by sliding.

FS: Suddenly out of nowhere, Patrick grabs his rock house and smashes anyone in front of him, causing massive damage.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Character - Paatrick Star

Standard B: Patrick attacks the enemy in front of him by headbutting. This launches foes back a good distance.

Side B: He shoots to the side like Luigi. He only has a shoter distance, yet it does a bit more damage.

Up B: Patrick suddenly fly upwards, and he does this very FAST.

Down B: Patrick can trip foes by sliding.

FS: Suddenly out of nowhere, Patrick grabs his rock house and smashes anyone in front of him, causing massive damage.

Taunt: "HA, YA MISSED ME"

 

[Smiddle]

Character - Paatrick Star

Standard B: Patrick attacks the enemy in front of him by headbutting. This launches foes back a good distance.

Side B: He shoots to the side like Luigi. He only has a shoter distance, yet it does a bit more damage.

Up B: Patrick suddenly fly upwards, and he does this very FAST.

Down B: Patrick can trip foes by sliding.

FS: Suddenly out of nowhere, Patrick grabs his rock house and smashes anyone in front of him, causing massive damage.

Taunt: "HA, YA MISSED ME"

FTW

 

[Lario]

Character - Paatrick Star

Standard B: Patrick attacks the enemy in front of him by headbutting. This launches foes back a good distance.

Side B: He shoots to the side like Luigi. He only has a shoter distance, yet it does a bit more damage.

Up B: Patrick suddenly fly upwards, and he does this very FAST.

Down B: Patrick can trip foes by sliding.

FS: Suddenly out of nowhere, Patrick grabs his rock house and smashes anyone in front of him, causing massive damage.

Taunt: "HA, YA MISSED ME"

FTW

LOL

Character - Some Guy

Standard: *Inserts something here*

Up B: *Inserts something here*

Down B: *Inserts something here*

Side B: *Inserts something here*

FS: SOMETHING

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Missing No.

B- Bring a ton of items

B up- Ride a wave of water

B down- throw pixels at you

B side- Obtain a random move

FS: Crash the game

 

[Rosalina Spalko]

Player - Gordon Freeman

B - Crow bar swing

B right/left - Gravity Gun

B up - rocket launch boost

B down - Head Crab throw

FS - He speaks, and KOs everyone due to the shock of him speaking.

 

[Lario]

Missing No.

B- Bring a ton of items

B up- Ride a wave of water

B down- throw pixels at you

B side- Obtain a random move

FS: Crash the game

Smiddle already did that one...

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Missing No.

B- Bring a ton of items

B up- Ride a wave of water

B down- throw pixels at you

B side- Obtain a random move

FS: Crash the game

Smiddle already did that one...

FINE THEN

Toadbert

B- Mega burp

> B- Uber launch kick

v B- Spinneh

^ B- Rocket Crap

FS: Screams like Dedede in "King dedede inhales a negative ion"

:3

 

[Lario]

Missing No.

B- Bring a ton of items

B up- Ride a wave of water

B down- throw pixels at you

B side- Obtain a random move

FS: Crash the game

Smiddle already did that one...

FINE THEN

Toadbert

B- Mega burp

> B- Uber launch kick

v B- Spinneh

^ B- Rocket Crap

FS: Screams like Dedede in "King dedede inhales a negative ion"

:3

I recall that poop...

I like long poops.

 

[ShyGuy27]

I like long poops.

My sick mind lol'd at that comment.

 

[Lario]

I like long poops.

My sick mind lol'd at that comment.

I'm meaning YTP.

Thing (Not an auctual item.) - Smoke

If you go into it, you'll start coughing. Plus, guys around you wold start pinching you for no reason.

 

[ShyGuy27]

I like long poops.

My sick mind lol'd at that comment.

I'm meaning YTP.

Thing (Not an auctual item.) - Smoke

If you go into it, you'll start coughing. Plus, guys around you wold start pinching you for no reason.

I knew what you meant.

 

[Smiddle]

Deeeeeeeeeeewd, he was referring to YouTube Poop.

That's why you're supposed to type your full sentences.

 

[Lario]

AT -

If any one else touches it, they'll do teh Eekdance, leaving them open to attacks.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

AT -

If any one else touches it, they'll do teh Eekdance, leaving them open to attacks.

Does he move, then?