Far-Fetched Suggestions for the next SSB Game...

Ephidel said:
Lario said:
Free Loader said:
Lelouch Lamperouge

A: awesome
Up A: awesome
Down A: awesome
Side A: awesome
B: Awesome
Up B: Awesome
Down B: Awesome
Side B: Awesome
Final Smash: Awesome Giant Robot

Need I say more?
Who the Hell is tha?

I command you to watch the answer to life, the universe and everything.
'K.

NEW GUY APPROACHING.

Some Guy

*B: Somthing
*B up: Something
*B down: Something
*Side B: Something
*FS: SOMETHING UBER
 
Mr. Moto!

B: Gunshot
Smash B: Ninja Chop
Up B: Ninja Rope
Down B: Banana Peer
Final Smash: Assistance Carr - A lot of helicopters come and shoot everyone.
 
Ephidel said:
PaperStriker said:
Daisy and Waluigi
B: Flower Power (10%, 20% to Luigi)
B^: Whip (10%, 25% to Luigi)
B>: Pure annoyance (80%, 160% to Luigi)
Bv: Purple-brown Wave (175%, 250% to Luigi)
FS: Sports Smash (300% - no. of percent the opponent has, in Luigi's case: 500% - no. of percent he has)
FS explantion:
If the opponent isn't Luigi and has 231%, (s)he'll take 300%-231%=69% damage, which means 162% overall.
If (s)he has 98%, (s)he''l take 202% damage and will be obviously KO'ed.
Luigi needs at least 251% to survive (249% damage, 2% total), the others 151% (149% damage, also 2% total).

BROKEN.
Why? Luigi's attack power increases, too, when he hits them with his oves.
 
We need more things in the story.

Boss- The Lving DINNER

*Story - When Mario's team reaches the King of Hrule's castle to fight the YTP Team, the king shoots a living DINNER with the Dnner Blaster at them, and it attacks.
*It simply attacks by walking into our heros. It has 600 HP.
 
Time for some Ronald McDonald.

B: Hamburger throw - Throws a hamburger. If it misses the target, it lies on the ground and can be picked up for healing. If correctly timed, you can actually throw the burger to yourself.
Smash B: lol, internet - Ronald McDonald travels horizontally at a great speed.
Up B: Pwn Smash: Burger King for some reason appears beside Ronald McDonald. Ronny will then punch Burger King, thrusting himself upward, and the King being left on the ground below. The King will explode in some seconds thereafter.
Down B: Happy Meal Toy - Uses a random happy meal toy, with a random effect.
Final Smash: A lot of speech balloons saying "lol, internet" pop up everywhere. When a balloon pops up on an enemy, it will get damaged and sent away. Same thing happens when an enemy steps on a balloon. This happens at the same time as annoying, loud techno music is played.
 
Smiddle said:
Time for some Ronald McDonald.

B: Hamburger throw - Throws a hamburger. If it misses the target, it lies on the ground and can be picked up for healing. If correctly timed, you can actually throw the burger to yourself.
Smash B: lol, internet - Ronald McDonald travels horizontally at a great speed.
Up B: Pwn Smash: Burger King for some reason appears beside Ronald McDonald. Ronny will then punch Burger King, thrusting himself upward, and the King being left on the ground below. The King will explode in some seconds thereafter.
Down B: Happy Meal Toy - Uses a random happy meal toy, with a random effect.
Final Smash: A lot of speech balloons saying "lol, internet" pop up everywhere. When a balloon pops up on an enemy, it will get damaged and sent away. Same thing happens when an enemy steps on a balloon. This happens at the same time as annoying, loud techno music is played.
LOL
 
Kool-aid Man

B = Kool Pour (Pours Kool-aid on the ground, making it wet and...slippery?)
B-Side = Kool Pitcher (Throws pitcher full of sulphuric acid kool-aid)
B-Up = Kool Cubes (Dumps a tray of ice cubes down opponents pants)
B-Down = Splenda (Poisons an opponent with some fake sugar)
Final Smash = OH YEAH! (Gives a glass of Kool-aid to each opponent, fully restoring their health)
 
Stooben Rooben said:
Kool-aid Man

B = Kool Pour (Pours Kool-aid on the ground, making it wet and...slippery?)
B-Side = Kool Pitcher (Throws pitcher full of sulphuric acid kool-aid)
B-Up = Kool Cubes (Dumps a tray of ice cubes down opponents pants)
B-Down = Splenda (Poisons an opponent with some fake sugar)
Final Smash = OH YEAH! (Gives a glass of Kool-aid to each opponent, fully restoring their health)

No running through walls = Phail
 
Smiddle said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Kool-aid Man

B = Kool Pour (Pours Kool-aid on the ground, making it wet and...slippery?)
B-Side = Kool Pitcher (Throws pitcher full of sulphuric acid kool-aid)
B-Up = Kool Cubes (Dumps a tray of ice cubes down opponents pants)
B-Down = Splenda (Poisons an opponent with some fake sugar)
Final Smash = OH YEAH! (Gives a glass of Kool-aid to each opponent, fully restoring their health)

No running through walls = Phail
But, like, SSB games are side-scrolling, man. :(
 
Stooben Rooben said:
Smiddle said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Kool-aid Man

B = Kool Pour (Pours Kool-aid on the ground, making it wet and...slippery?)
B-Side = Kool Pitcher (Throws pitcher full of sulphuric acid kool-aid)
B-Up = Kool Cubes (Dumps a tray of ice cubes down opponents pants)
B-Down = Splenda (Poisons an opponent with some fake sugar)
Final Smash = OH YEAH! (Gives a glass of Kool-aid to each opponent, fully restoring their health)

No running through walls = Phail
But, like, SSB games are side-scrolling, man. :(

Did you even try?
 
Smiddle said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Smiddle said:
Stooben Rooben said:
Kool-aid Man

B = Kool Pour (Pours Kool-aid on the ground, making it wet and...slippery?)
B-Side = Kool Pitcher (Throws pitcher full of sulphuric acid kool-aid)
B-Up = Kool Cubes (Dumps a tray of ice cubes down opponents pants)
B-Down = Splenda (Poisons an opponent with some fake sugar)
Final Smash = OH YEAH! (Gives a glass of Kool-aid to each opponent, fully restoring their health)

No running through walls = Phail
But, like, SSB games are side-scrolling, man. :(

Did you even try?
I don't try at anything. I put no work whatsoever in my work. When I eat, it takes two hours because I don't try. When I sleep, I have a hard time waking up because I don't try. When I type, I often make typos because I don't try. When I laugh, I usually can't stop because I don't try.

...So, no.
 
Then how are you a overated user, Stooben?

Anyway...

*Item - Enclosed Instruction Book - Only has a 0.1
chance of appearing. If you use it, its awsome powers will asplode the stage.

Speaking of that, I haven't heard "Head ASPLOSION" for a while.
 
Lario said:
Then how are you a overated user, Stooben?

Anyway...

*Item - Enclosed Instruction Book - Only has a 0.1
chance of appearing. If you use it, its awsome powers will asplode the stage.

Speaking of that, I haven't heard "Head ASPLOSION" for a while.

CRAP. Then here's something to revive it.

Character: Bob-omb
B: HEAD ASPLOSION THROW
Smash B: HEAD ASPLOSION DASH
Up B: HEAD ASPLOSION JUMP
Down B: HEAD ASPLOSION CHARGE
Final Smash: HEAD ASPLOSION FINALE

Need I say anymore than HEAD ASPLOSION?
 
Smiddle said:
Lario said:
Then how are you a overated user, Stooben?

Anyway...

*Item - Enclosed Instruction Book - Only has a 0.1
chance of appearing. If you use it, its awsome powers will asplode the stage.

Speaking of that, I haven't heard "Head ASPLOSION" for a while.

CRAP. Then here's something to revive it.

Character: Bob-omb
B: HEAD ASPLOSION THROW
Smash B: HEAD ASPLOSION DASH
Up B: HEAD ASPLOSION JUMP
Down B: HEAD ASPLOSION CHARGE
Final Smash: HEAD ASPLOSION FINALE

Need I say anymore than HEAD ASPLOSION?
LOL

* Character - Smiddle
* Side B: 1337 Pod Ram
* Standard B - HEAD ASPLOSION
* Up B: Waffle Bounce
* Down B: CAPS LOCK POWER
* FS: CAPS LOCK WAFFLES
 
Lario said:
Smiddle said:
Lario said:
Then how are you a overated user, Stooben?

Anyway...

*Item - Enclosed Instruction Book - Only has a 0.1
chance of appearing. If you use it, its awsome powers will asplode the stage.

Speaking of that, I haven't heard "Head ASPLOSION" for a while.

CRAP. Then here's something to revive it.

Character: Bob-omb
B: HEAD ASPLOSION THROW
Smash B: HEAD ASPLOSION DASH
Up B: HEAD ASPLOSION JUMP
Down B: HEAD ASPLOSION CHARGE
Final Smash: HEAD ASPLOSION FINALE

Need I say anymore than HEAD ASPLOSION?
LOL

* Character - Smiddle
* Side B: 1337 Pod Ram
* Standard B - HEAD ASPLOSION
* Up B: Waffle Bounce
* Down B: CAPS LOCK POWER
* FS: CAPS LOCK WAFFLES

LOLz

Charater - Lario
B - Falcon Punch
Smash B - Spaghetti Whip
Up B - No!
Down B - Dinner
Final Smash - Random YTP Stuff
 
Hmm.... I've possibly posted this, but...

Peachs's FS will be changed. Her new FS is where she turns into a Giant Peach with a badly drawn face. Her FS is a clone of Mr. G&W's.
 
*Assist Trophy - Shoop da Whoop (need I say more?)
 
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