Post quotes of your teachers

"I live on top of a mountain and have befriended a pack of wolves" - my music teacher as she sips a cup of catnip coffee
 
"As we all know, this class cannot function without Baby Luigi."

Yeah, even one of my teachers knows about my obsession with Baby Luigi.
 
[quote author=Music Teacher]
There is no reading in school. [/quote]

I was reading a book instead of listening to her.
 
"What are you going to do after you're out of highschool.? I mean,. are you really going to enjoy flipping burgers for the rest of your life?"

-reading teacher said to a classmate as he wasn't taking notes down from the boring story everyone in the class hated
 
Sonia Nevermind said:
@BMB: Was your Orgo Chem Teacher threatening you or someone else?
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He's a hilarious teacher. Out of context it would seem mean, but he's always joking.

[quote author=Adv. Algebra II Teacher]
You Timmy'd it.[/quote]

...I was really good at Algebra II that the teacher said that every time I answered before she finished saying the question...:D
 
Looker said:
same teacher said:
*after demonstrating some experiment that resulted in a small explosion*
Shit, I burned off the hair on my hand.
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My current PE/Health teacher and my English teacher both said "Shit" in front of the class (only once though for each of them) so I'm not too surprised he would say that.

and speaking of teacher's hair, that reminds me, my 7th grade science teacher shaved his head in front of the class at the end of the year as a reward for our good behavior
 
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