The Userpedian Epic - Prologue is out!

[Contra(dictory)]

I'm no poet. I've been too busy working on Project 132, anyways.

I have an alibi.

What about you?

 

[Baby Mario Bloops]

I'm no poet. I've been too busy working on Project 132, anyways.

I have an alibi.

What about you?

I can barely take care of one story, and the fact that I have like five honor classes that have given me so little of time. You think I would really start something like this?

Besides, I suck at Poetry, and hate writing it. I mean, did you not see the MJ page for help on Poetry homework?

I think that if the person wanted to be anonymous, they would probably stay away from this thread so they don't draw attention to themselves, don't you think?

 

[Specific Neptune]

It's me

 

[EctoBiologist]

major villain please.

 

[Nabber]

guys, guys

what if

the author is posting here
disguised as one of us!?

Tabuu, if it's you, just come out now.

I mean, prologue is posted on your birthday, and you keep and saying how much it is killing you about this mysterious stuff.

Then again, the user seems polite, and well...

Nabber, can you tell us if it's a boy or girl?

I'm not going to reveal anything about the author, though you could easily figure it out yourself.

 

[Specific Neptune]

With the given information, I'm almost certain it's me.

 

[GalacticPetey]

It's obviously Willy on Wheels.

 

[Dr. Javelin]

I'm not going to reveal anything about the author, though you could easily figure it out yourself.

In that case, we need to look at it as someone who's trying to avoid criticism due to their reputation, which is actually a pretty clever move on their part.