User Total Drama Action - Finale

Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

No I didn't use any translator.
And you all cannot understand what I am talking if I do that
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

Kyouko Kirigiri said:
No I didn't use any translator.
And you all cannot understand what I am talking if I do that

I don't care. I just want to see it. Don't be afraid of your language!
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

Shouldn't it be "Ini pun sautu bashasa juga!"?

...at least that's what Google Translate is telling me... :P

That's actually very unique and cool Smg2daisy.

And Cirdec, Google translate said "More than one? It was a language too!"

But I think she meant "More than one? This is also a language [we speak]!"
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

I actually translated only the chinese characters.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

That last part...

It's telling me "Kalau Tack, Wafer?"

But then it also says "If not, what?" If I put it twice in a row.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

French-Malay translation sucks, it says you are not a malaise.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles)

Kyouko Kirigiri said:
Maaf ya GD, ini semua kerana BMB yang mulakan semua ini.

"We GD, you know that BMB is a big fat *bleep*."

HOW DARE YOU SMG2DAISY CALLING ME NAMES IN DIFFERENT LANGUAGES.

Jk, it said "Sorry GD, this is all because BMB started this."

...still mean though.
 
User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles) - Results In

(Someone else gets all the credit for writing most of today's challenge, go blame that person for any stuff you don't like)

(thank you person for letting me be lazy)

(ah goddammit i forgot to proofread it)

(so many grammar errors, must correct them)

(damn you person for making me do work)

(also you are really cruel)

(shame on you)

(yes this is padding)

(no i don't care)

LN1 was the final person that needed to hand in his answers, causing everyone to have to wait for him and making everyone frustrated. Finally, with him giving in his answers, both sides were ready for the host's reveal of the answers.

"Lady and men," announced GreenDisaster, "with answers from all ten participating contestants, I am ready to reveal the answers! Since we've managed to bump up our budget a bit, I've decided to add a bit of excitement to this challenge. Over to your left-" GD motioned to a large set of tables on his right. "-there is a series of guns and targets. Each of these guns is labeled A, B, C, D, and each of these guns corresponds to an answer on the question. The starting pair will walk up and select the gun that has the letter that they chose and fire it at the target. If his answer is incorrect, nothing will happen, but if it is correct, you guys will get to hear a great big bang! Also, when you win a competition, the winner will get to launch their own western-style weapon at the loser. I know that you will all have a blast with them."

Everyone collectively groaned. GD frowned at the less-than-stellar response to his pun.

"Moving on... The first two players starting off this event will be MCD and BMB!"

***
*BANG**click*
*BANG**click*
*BANG**BANG*
*BANG**BANG*
*BANG**click*

"The winner is BMB! You may now get to fire the slingshot."

BMB picked up the slingshot, but all he saw next to it was a pineapple. "Am I supposed to fire this?" he asksed. GD nodded.

"This should be fun," BMB stated with a big grin on his face, taking aim at MCD. Before MCD could react, BMB flinged the pineapple and hit him straight in the gut, knocking him to the ground. BMB laughed and MCD crawled away, bent over and holding his stomach.

"Time to move on to the next group," GD shouted, "with Shoey and Nabber!"

***

*BANG**click*
*click**click*
*BANG**click*
*click**BANG*
*click**click*

"Shoey, you have won! Now, you have to really to show your superiority by wrangling up Nabber with that rope."

"This rope?" Shoey questioned as he grabbed the barb wire rope. The host nodded, and Shoey began to smile wickedly. Nabber eyes grew wide in fear as he began to run away. Shoey was faster as he threw the rope, which coiled around Nabber and sent him falling to the ground.

"Ouch, ouch! GD, I'm going to kill you for this!" Nabber screamed as the wire kept on poking him. GD just smirked at him.

"Next actors! LN1 and NSM, you're up!

***

*click**BANG*
*BANG**BANG*
*click**click*
*BANG**click*
*BANG**click*

"LN1, congrats, you won the competition! You get the right to fire at the plunger bow!"

LN1 picked up the bow and the plunger with a mass of flies circling it. "I don't see why this is so bad."

GD smileed at him. "Just as a forewarning, this is the plunger that cleans the toilet in the outhouse." Everyone gasped (some turning away out of the sheer nastiness of it), and NSM nearly lost his lunch.

LN1 then strung the plunger and aimed it straight at NSM, who was slowing backing up. "Fire!" he cried as it hit NSM square in the face. NSM fell to the ground, twitching as the plunger remained glued to his face.

"Next group! Toad and Rocker, come on down!"

***

*click**BANG*
*click**BANG*
*click**BANG*
*click**click*
*BANG**BANG*

"Toad, you have successfully won! Grab the nunchunks and strike."

Toad picked up the weapons, which were two pillows tied together by rope. "So...I get to attack with feathers?" he questioned.

GD smirked. "You really think I'd be that nice? They're full of bricks I pulled from the nearby buildings." As if on cue, a building somewhere in the scenery crumbled to the ground. "Go ahead, try it out."

Toad swung the pillows, ready to strike Rocker, when Rocker kicked him in the shin, making him bounce up and down. "Oh, now you're going to get it!" Toad cried as he threw the projectile and hit Rocker right in the head, knocking him out.

GD was on the ground, rolling around and laughing. "This is priceless! Let's see what the next duo will bring to us! Smasher and Gutseh McFeely are the next ones on the list!"

***

*BANG**click*
*click**BANG*
*click**click*
*BANG**click*
*BANG**BANG*

"Smasher, you have won. Launch the cannon at Gutesh McDougall."

Smasher nodded, lighting the fuse to the cannon. "So what's even loaded in this contraption?" He questioned.

"Well, I decided to return the mattress to Gutesh, but I though of a very exciting way to give it to him. Meaning that his mattress is the ammo." GreenDisaster explained with a grin.

"What!?" Gutesh cried, just as the cannon fired, slamming against Gutesh McHenry, sending him hurling towards a nearby building. He was crushed between the building and the mattress.

GreenDisaster could barely pick himself off the ground. "Oh, this is becoming priceless. Let's go to the final round, with the two Daisies, Cirdec and Smg2daisy!"

***

*click**click*
*click**BANG*
*click**click*
*click**click*
*click**click*

"Cirdec, you have won the challenge. You may fire the gun."

Smg2daisy screamed as Cirdec raised the gun before hesitating and lowering it. "What is exactly in this gun,anyways?" GD replied, "It's just some marshmallows. Nothing extreme."

Cirdec nodded, holding the gun back up at Smg2daisy, pulling the trigger. The marshmallows blasted from the gun, landing on Smg2daisy's face. "Ouch, hot, hot!" She cried as she faceplanted straight into the fountain.

GreenDisaster walked over to Cirdec. "I forgot to mention that the shot roasted the marshmallows. Nice job on giving her a burning facial though."

***

Four of the Rowdy Rupees and two of the Moody Mushrooms were in bad shape, with various cuts, bruises, and burns all over them. After GreenDisaster finally got over his laughter, he walked over to his podium. "With the Rupees losing four of the questionnaires, the victory goes to the Mushroom!" He looked at the sorry state of actors and couldn't resist letting off another giggle, everyone glaring at him the entire time.

Bold = Correct Answer

1. Shoey (Rock Knight) [Nabber] - 2
2. LN1 [NSM] - 3
3. BMB (Xerneas) [MCD]- 5
4. Rocker (Ino Yamanaka) [Toad85] - 1
5. Smasher (Meowth) [Gutseh] - 3
6. Smg2Daisy (Kyouko Kirigiri) [Cirdec] - 0

1. Nabber (Gundam Tanaka) [Shoey] - 1
2. New Super Mario [LN1] - 2
3. MCD (Saul Slendamann) [BMB] - 2
4. Toad85 (Toad Eightyfive) [Rocker] - 4
5. Gutseh Freeman (The Undertaker) [Smasher] - 2
6. Cirdec [Smg2daisy]- 1


BMB vs. MCD
What was the first movie of the Western genre often cited with setting the example for Western movies?
A. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly (MCD)
B. The Great Train Robbery (BMB)
C. Buffalo Dance
D. Blazing Saddles

2. Who was the director of the 2010 remake of True Grit?
A. Jimmy Hayward
B. William Phillips (MCD)
C. The Coen brothers (BMB)
D. Gore Verbinski

3. Which of the following actors wasn't featured in Django Unchained?
A. Johnny Depp (BMB) (MCD)
B. Kerry Washington
C. Samuel L. Jackson
D. Leonardo diCaprio

4. Which of the following sub-genres is not an actual sub-genre of Western films?
A. Northerns
B. Osertns
C. Meat pie Western
D. Comedy horror western (BMB) (MCD)

5. What do The Big Trail, The Telegraph Trail, Randy Rides Alone, and Lawless Range all have in common?
A. They share the same leading actor (BMB)
B. They share the same director (MCD)
C. They share the same leading lady
D. None of the above


Shoey vs. Nabber
1. Around how many movies has John Wayne appeared in?
A. 180 (Shoey)
B. 200
C. 150
D. 160 (Nabber)

2. Which of these is a movie directed by John Ford?
A. Buck and the Preacher (Shoey)
B. Stagecoach
C. Westworld (Nabber)
D. Blood on the Arrow

3. What does Jeff Bridges have in common with John Wayne?
A. They have both played the same character (Shoey)
B. They have appeared in the same movie
C. They have both worked with the same director
D. None of the above (Nabber)

4. Which of these actors do not star in Cowboys & Aliens?
A. Daniel Craig (Shoey)
B. Harrison Ford
C. Hailee Steinfield (Nabber)
D. Olivia Wilde

5. What do McLintock!, Shenandoah, The Way West, and The Rare Breed have in common?
A. They share the same leading actor (Shoey)
B. They share the same writer
C. They share the same producer (Nabber)
D. None of the above

LN1 vs. NSM
What is the number-one highest-grossing Western movie?
A. Brokeback Mountain
B. Django Unchained (LN1)
C. Dances With Wolves (NSM)
D. True Grit

2. Which of these movies was distributed by Paramount Pictures?
A. Rango (NSM) (LN1)
B. Jonah Hex
C. Cowboys vs. Aliens
D. The Lone Ranger

3. In Blackthorn, who plays the main character, James Blackthorn?
A. Jamie Foxx
B. Sam Shepard
C. Matt Damon
D. Jeff Bridges (NSM) (LN1)

4. What was the last Western movie to feature John Wayne?
A. Rooser Cobgurn
B. The Train Robbers (NSM)
C. The Shootist (LN1)
D. McQ

5. What do They Call Me Trinity, Lawman, Red Sun, and Doc have in common?
A. They were released in the same year
B. They have the same director (NSM)
C. They have the same main actor
D. None of the above (LN1)

Toad85 vs. Rocker
What was the final Western film directed by Henry Hathaway?
A. True Grit
B. Hangup (Toad85)
C. Raid on Rommel
D. Shoot Out (Rocker)

2. Which of the following actors were not featured in Rango?
A. Alfred Molina
B. Ned Beatty (Rocker)
C. Isla Fisher
D. Josh Brolin (Toad85)

3. Which one of these films feature Jeff Bridges?
A. Django Unchained
B. Rango (Rocker)
C. True Grit (Toad85)
D. Cowboys vs. Aliens

4. Who played Cheyenne in Cheyenne?
A. John Wayne (Toad85)
B. Bob Steele
C. Clint Walker
D. Dale Robertson (Rocker)

5. Who was the director of Blazing Saddles?
A. Mel Brooks (Rocker) (Toad85)
B. Michael Winner
C. Andrew V. McLaglen
D. Mark Rydell

Smasher vs. Gutseh
Who played Ennis Del Mar in Brokeback Mountain?
A. Jake Gyllenhaal
B. Randy Quaid (Gutseh)
C. Heath Ledger (Smasher)
D. David Harbour

2. Who was the director of Django?
A. Sergio Corbucci (Gutseh)
B. Quentin Tarantino
C. Howard Hakws
D. Sergio Leone (Smasher)

3. What was the first film directed by John Ford?
A. Cheyenne's Pal (Smasher)
B. The Scrapper
C. The Fighting Gringo (Gutseh)
D. The Tornado

4. Who was the leading actor in High Noon?
A. Thomas Mitchell (Gutseh)
B. Gary Cooper (Smasher)
C. Otto Kruger
D. Harry Morgan

5. What do Man with the Gun, The Tall Men, The Left Handed Gun, and Man of the West have in common?
A. They have the same director
B. They were released in the same year
C. They have the same producer
D. None of the above (Gutseh) (Smasher)

Cirdec vs. Smg2daisy
1. Who was the director of Brokeback Mountain?
A. Mel Brooks
B. Ang Lee
C. Walter Hill (Cirdec)
D. Tommy Lee Jones (Smg2daisy)

2. Who plays the leading character of Rango?
A. Abigail Breslin
B. Johnny Depp (Cirdec)
C. Ray Winstone (Smg2daisy)
D. Ned Beatty

3. Around how many movies has Clint Eastwood acted in?
A. 65
B. 75 (Cirdec)
C. 55 (Smg2daisy)
D. 45

4. What is the second-highest-grossing Western movie?
A. Dances With Wolves
B. Django Unchained (Cirdec) (Smg2daisy)
C. Rango
D. True Grit

5. What decade produced the most Western films?
A. 30's
B. 40's
C. 50's
D. 60's (Cirdec) (Smg2daisy)
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles) - Results In

Oh bad again the Rowdy Rupees lost. :(
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles) - Results In

HOW.

I HONESTLY GUESSED ON ALL OF THOSE.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles) - Results In

I'm sorry, I was talking to GD, and somehow the entire conversation transformed into me writing six scenes with two scenarios, one for if player a won, and one for play b won.

I'm so glad that the Smasher scenario happened between Smasher/Gutesh happened, because that one was the funnier one.

Sorry MCD for the Pineapple to the gut, sorry Nabber for the barb wire pokes, sorry NSM for the dirty plunger to the face, sorry Gutesh for the mattress to the face, sorry Rocker for the brick pillows and Toad for having him kick you in the shin, and sorry Smg2daisy for the marshmellow facial.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles) - Results In

Xerneas said:
I'm sorry, I was talking to GD, and somehow the entire conversation transformed into me writing six scenes with two scenarios, one for if player a won, and one for play b won.

I'm so glad that the Smasher scenario happened between Smasher/Gutesh happened, because that one was the funnier one.
After taking a look through your scenes, I'm still wondering how you managed to win the last competition.
 
Re: User Total Drama Action (Week 3: Brokeback Saddles) - Results In

Don't worry Reversinator, I'm not a cheater. I seriously took a guess for like 2 maybe 3 of them, as I stated in the PM.

Plus, I took this class last year for a semester where we learn how to master multiple choice questions, where we first eliminate the two that we don't know, and then decide from then. I got really good at it.

What I'm curious is how the best stories were the ones that happened. That was just ironic.

EDIT - Actually, the Rocker scenario might have been better:

"Rocker, you have successfully beaten Toad85! You may now use the nunchunks."

Rocker picked up the weapon, which were two pillows tied together by rope. "So I get the item that doesn't hurt anyone?" He complained.

GD smirked. "The pillows are full of bricks. Go ahead, attack!"

Rocker then swung the pillows around, walking over to Toad. Before he could strike though, the pillow hit in his the back of the head, knocking him down. Toad laugh, but the pillow slipped out of Rocker's head, and struck Toad in the head, knocking both of them down.

GD was laughing. "Wow, I guess it was two birds with one stone - or brick in this case. Let's head to our next duo."
 
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