Forum RPG

How close is this to an actual RPG?

  • It's spot on

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Very Close!

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Somewhat...

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Not really.

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • As close as MOTHER 3 is to getting an official sequel. (Not at all!)

    Votes: 7 53.8%

  • Total voters
    13

chillv

9-Volt must be my video game counterpart.
This one is kind of complicated. First, a user has to call out what enemy everyone encounters. Other users are then able to call out what attack they do to the enemy or the effect of the attack or action the enemy does, it can also be just an action. After they call out the attack they did, they can call out what attack or action the enemy does to the next user. At any time, a user can call out if the enemy has been defeated after their attack. Once the user has called out that the enemy has been defeated, they get to call out what enemy they encounter or they can allow the next user to call out the next enemy encounter.

Also, the person who called out the encounter is allowed to call out the action or attack they do and the attack or action the enemy does ahead of time. However, it is optional. I hope everyone understands the rules

Here is an example if you are confused

Someuser1: We encounter a Spriteful Crow.
Someuser2: I make a bad pun.
The crow pecks at the next user's eyes
Someuser3: I pluck it's feathers off
It's embarrassed because it's naked.
Someuser4: I knock the glasses off of it
It can not see and pecks the next user
Someuser5: I bash him with my fist. The spriteful crow became tame. I'll let the next user decide what we encounter next.
Someuser6: We encounter Porky. I knock him out with a bat. He yells at the next user.
Someuser7: I tape his mouth shut. He slaps the next user
Someuser8: I am dazed. He
Someuser9: I throw a bob-bomb at him and it explodes. He is now defeated. We now encounter a Pikachu.

Okay let's start.

We encounter a Fronk
I kick him into a wall.
He runs around, making sure we don't step on him.

Reference to this microgame
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Fronks, by nature, are actually quite nice. Chillv realises his mistake, and we move on.
 
I roll my dice. They fall through a crack in the floor. Dang.
 
[me=Saul Slendamann]is slain by the hand of Nitwit, along with everyone else. Lock thread plz. Game over. :([/me]
 
*aregularforumuser encountered fish roe man!* aregularforumuser used pk thunder alpha! 56 damage to fish roe man! fish roe man did a fish roe PAWNCH! 57 damage to aregularforumuser! aregularforumuser used pk video games alpha! 157 damage to fish roe man! fish roe man did one last fish roe attack! it was spectacular! aregularforumuser got 156 exp! the enemy left a present! it contains a thunder bomb! aregularforumuser took the thunder bomb.
 
A Foe appeared!
What will Hitoshura do?
- Glacial Blast -
Amelia?
- Megidoraon -
aregularwikiuser?
(selection)
Saul Slendamann?
(selection)
chillv?
(selection)
Goombar?
(selection)
Hitoshura used Glacial Blast!
Damn! They dodged!
Damn! They dodged!
Damn! They dodged!
Damn! They dodged!
2000 dmg!
Foe fell!
Foe lost the battle!
Earned 3000 exp.!

An example on how obnoxious SMT2's battle system is. SMT3 Nocturne's, on the other hand, is excellent.
 
NSY appears and destroys everyone.


Game Over, NSY wins.
 
Tantusar starts a new game.
We encounter a large trampoline.
There is a Enk on it.
It blows a raspberry.
 
Tantusar said:
I roll my dice. They fall through a crack in the floor. Dang.
Okay, some are you aren't really following the rules.

Tantusar said:
Fronks, by nature, are actually quite nice. Chillv realises his mistake, and we move on.
First off, it does not matter what enemy we attack, it does not have to make sense in any shape or form. It can be anything and can do anything.

Tantusar said:
I roll my dice. They fall through a crack in the floor. Dang.

You can not do an attack or action and "not" say the attack it does to the next user.

aregularforumuser said:
*aregularforumuser encountered fish roe man!* aregularforumuser used pk thunder alpha! 56 damage to fish roe man! fish roe man did a fish roe PAWNCH! 57 damage to aregularforumuser! aregularforumuser used pk video games alpha! 157 damage to fish roe man! fish roe man did one last fish roe attack! it was spectacular! aregularforumuser got 156 exp! the enemy left a present! it contains a thunder bomb! aregularforumuser took the thunder bomb.
Hitoshura said:
A Foe appeared!
What will Hitoshura do?
- Glacial Blast -
Amelia?
- Megidoraon -
aregularwikiuser?
(selection)
Saul Slendamann?
(selection)
chillv?
(selection)
Goombar?
(selection)
Hitoshura used Glacial Blast!
Damn! They dodged!
Damn! They dodged!
Damn! They dodged!
Damn! They dodged!
2000 dmg!
Foe fell!
Foe lost the battle!
Earned 3000 exp.!

An example on how obnoxious SMT2's battle system is. SMT3 Nocturne's, on the other hand, is excellent.

Also, you can't fight an enemy and kill it by yourself. You have to wait for another or the next user to claim if it's been defeated.

NSY said:
NSY appears and destroys everyone.


Game Over, NSY wins.
You cannot kill the other users nor can you attack them. The only time when I will allow you to attack a user is if you claim to have a status problem such as confusion or dizziness. However, you can not claim to kill another or all of the users.

Tantusar said:
Tantusar starts a new game.
We encounter a large trampoline.
There is a Enk on it.
It blows a raspberry.
Also, be sure to to say that the enemy does the attack "to the next user".

Goombar said:
We encounter a particularly mischievous Greenie armed with kitchen utensils.
It spins a rolling pin right into chillv's face. (ouch)
I will allow you to claim that the enemy does an attack to another user as long as you don't say that it killed them. Only "that user" can claim if they have been defeated or not. Also, if you do the this, be sure to state that the enemy "does an attack to the next user" also.

These two below are are absolutely against the rules and I have nothing to say about them

Saul Slendamann said:
[me=Saul Slendamann]is slain by the hand of Nitwit, along with everyone else. Lock thread plz. Game over. :([/me]

Hitoshura said:
Sorry buddy I can't die.


I will allow the following

1.Giving extra stuff that has to do with numbers such as how much damage the enemy does.
2. Adding stuff like you getting an item and stuff.
 
Okay, let me show you another example of how to you supposed to play this.

Someuser1: We encounter a sheep, I hit it. It charges at the next user.
Someuser2: I block the charge. I bash the sheep with a pan. It spits at the next user.
Someuser3: I am confused from the spit. I hit Someuser1. The sheep kisses the next player.
Someuser4: I pass out from the kiss. It charges at the next user.
Someuser5: I punch it. It does 20 damage. It is defeated. We all gain 20 exp. I get "Wool". I put it in my pocket. We encounter a Spriteful Crow
Someuser6: I eat an english muffin. I gain 20 HP. It pecks at the next user.
Someuser7: I become unconscious from it pecking me. It tweets at the next user.
Someuser8: I fall asleep from the tweets. It flies at the next user.
Someuser9: I pluck all of its feathers off. It gets embarrassed and runs away. We Won. We encounter a Dinosaur, it stomps at the next user.
Someuser10: It missed, I pull it's nail off. It really hurt him and he runs away. We won. Next user can give the next encounter.

Okay, now you should understand how to play at this point. So, lets start over again.

We encounter Franky. I give very derogatory expletives at him (I say very rude, loud and mean things to him). He does the same to the next user.
 
*random encounter*

a something appeared! (no really, that's an enemy in mother 3)

what will aregularforumuser do? *fight* *psi* *goods* *defend*


*chooses psi* aregularforumuser casted pk thunder alpha! 80 damage to the something!
 
I do PSI Gaming (PSI Rockin') on the something.
It does 100 damage
It does something to the next user.
 
Hitoshura was poisoned.

Hitoshura uses Process Switch! He passes his strongest move, Gaea Rage, to the next user!

(Btw, to even get a feel of what Gaea Rage is like, look in my signature)
 
Spike is confused.

Spike sets off a bomb that blows up the earth.

But everybody survives.
 
except me, It does 20 damage ouch!
I blow fire at the something.
The something has been defeated!
We all gain 100 exp and we get a cake to split equally. We put our pieces of cake in our pockets.

We now encounter a goomba
He bites the next user with his fangs.
 
1 damage was done to aregularforumuser!


aregularforumuser assaulted the goomba! 120 damage done to the goomba!

the goomba sits there, doing nothing.
 
aregularforumuser casts pk starstorm! 580 damage to the goomba! the goomba has been defeated!

you are winner! everyone gets 350 exp.
 
Encountered a strong foe: High Dragon! (Since no one else here has played Nocturne, can't use a foe from there...)

Hitoshura used Debilitate! Lowered all of the foe's stats slightly!
 
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