Forum RPG

How close is this to an actual RPG?

  • It's spot on

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Very Close!

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • Somewhat...

    Votes: 3 23.1%

  • Not really.

    Votes: 1 7.7%

  • As close as MOTHER 3 is to getting an official sequel. (Not at all!)

    Votes: 7 53.8%
  • Total voters
    13
It does nothing to me.
I use attract.
It is now in infatuated with me and cannot attack until 3 people post.
 
Tantusar used Liquid Nitrogen.
The dragon froze. It became brittle, decreasing it's defense by 5.
The dragon is infatuated with chillv for 2 more turns.
 
That makes me nervous and I pass out from unconsciousness.
The dragon is now not infatuated with me.
 
We encounter Okuninushi, Founder of Japan! (I couldn't resist. Think sword and martial art attacks for this guy, that's pretty much what he is.)

Hitoshura uses Analyse.

Name: Okuninushi
Type: Unknown
Attack Types: Sword, Fight, Fire
Immune: Instant Death
Resists: Electricity, Fire
Weak: Ice
 
He slices me with a katana... but it missed.
I made a disturbing wildanimal-like glare at him.
His offense and defense decrease dramatically.
He is too scared to attack the next three users who post. (He cannot attack until 3 people have posted)
 
aregularforumuser casted pk ice beta! 450 damage to okuninushi!


okuninushi looked angry at chillv! chillv's attack dropped with 45 points!
 
a wild me appears

i hinder everyone's progress

but that doesn't really change much because if i hinder everyone's progress, no one gets an advantage

oh well
 
Looks like you guys get it. Didn't think you would with an opponent that you've likely never heard of. So I may use these guys now and then.

Hitoshura casts Niflheim! Critical Hit! 930 damage to Okuninushi! Okuninushi fell!
Party receives 1200 exp.

(Now back to simplicity...)

A wild Fawful Clone appeared!

Hitoshura uses Analyse. Foe hasn't been fought before, so information is limited.

Name: Fawful Clone
Type: Unknown
Attack Types: Psychic, Unknown, Unknown (Aka has three attack types, one is psychic, the other two, unsure about...)
Immune: Unknown, Unknown
Resist: Fighting
Weak: Unknown
 
Hitoshura summons Titania the Fairy! She will fight with Hitoshura now!

(DAMMIT WHY AREN'T THERE MORE PARTICIPANTS)
 
I attack the Fawful clone. Smaash!!! It does 150 damage
Titiana the Fairy attacks the Fawful clone. It does 10 damage
The Fawful clone is now defeated.
We now all get 20 exp. each.

A Insane Cultist♀ appears.
I eat my piece of cake it gives me 100 HP.
I use attract on the Insane Cultist. It is now infatuated with me and can not attack until 3 people have posted.
 
The insane cultist makes a romantic looking facd at me. I get nervous and my offense lowers dramatically. I give a flower to the insane cultist. It passes out and cannot attack until 4 people have posted.
 
Goombar uses Bite! 256 damage to Insane Cultist!
Insane Cultist is defeated! All players earn 200 EXP!

We encounter Master Hand! Goombar uses Tattle!
Master Hand's stats;
HP 1024
ATK 128
DEF 32
Resists projectiles
Weak against direct attacks and fire
 
I use Truth. It accidentally wakes up the Insane Cultist, but does 20 damage.


The Insane Cultist can attack again. It is also invulnerable to attacks which stop it from attacking.
 
Tantusar said:
I use Truth. It accidentally wakes up the Insane Cultist, but does 20 damage.


The Insane Cultist can attack again. It is also invulnerable to attacks which stop it from attacking.
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Why did you do that...

Goombar uses Bite! 128 damage to Insane Cultist!
Insane Cultist attacks with a nasty kick! 64 damage to Goombar!
Master Hand attacks with a burning punch! 64 damage to Tantusar!
 
I did it because this monster has been prevented from attacking three times in a row now.


Also, Tantusar used Shameless Plug. It did 97 damage to the Master Hand. It also got the Insane Cultist to sign up for Blind Forum Chicken, (link in sig) which was actually a trap. The trap killed the Insane Cultist.


We meet a Blatter-Blott.
It blatters, then blotts, and deals 10 damage to everyone, including itself and the Master Hand.

EDIT: Clarification edit.
 
did you forget about master hand

Goombar uses Ultra Headbonk! 512 damage to Blatter-Blott! 64 recoil damage to Goombar!
Blatter-Blott falls!
Master Hand attacks by scissoring the entire party with his fingers! 96 damage to everyone!
 
Rock beats scissors. Master Hand runs off in shame. He's never been defeated before, apparently.


We meet a Pizza.
We decide to have lunch.
The next person can decide what we meet next.
 
We meet Metal Mario!
I punch him. SMAAAASH!! It does 50 damage.
It jacks up the next user and throws them. (jack up is slang for grabbing someone by the shirt collar or chest.)
 
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