Real-Life Photos

my friend has a HUGE collection of like 20 or 30 of them
 
My big plan is to buy one of the STD ones, go up to someone in a bar say "Hey, do you want *insert STD*?" and then pull it out.
 
I cleaned last weekend at my house, so I took some pics of the clean rooms. (not all of them).

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My Living is 20'-21' iirc. It used to be the garage before we transformed it over a decade ago. The couch has five sections, all of which are probably about a little over 5 feet long, so in total about 25 feet. It's hard to get a good picture of that room with how big it is.

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There's a lot of stuff in my kitchen. We really want to redo it because we don't like the cabinets and we want a different countertop. All are appliances are really shiny though since many of them are only like a year or two old.
 
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im reddy

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r u

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GARDEN FUNG

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ah fuck

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gettin dark

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too dark

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i tried so hard

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got so far

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in the end

it didn't even matter
 
Pokémon Trainer Essentia said:
Xanthium said:
my fingers look horrible because I have a habit of biting them. The skin too.
i think xanthium is long lost brother
B-bro, is that you?

I can't bite them anymore, my doctor says I have some weird thing in my blood test results because of that. So they look reasonable again.
 
Howl said:
Phantom L said:
Sorry for my face
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nuuu lily do not apologize

you are beautiful
you're adorbs

during my anniversary dinner yesterday i took a picture of this red velvet cake
it's so cute and mini i didn't want to eat it

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just it look at it's just so dpojnborklfdibrkmgjrfgnb adorable
 
Turns out Dippy is really popular over here in the UK
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I got E. Coli in the Natural History Museum
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Selfie of me and my mate in the O2 (me on right)
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had a sudden urge to take a pic of my ride just before i went on the date this morning

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1966 Ford Mustang
 
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