1,000,000 things we hate!

301. Failed Missons.
 
305. Eating too much.
 
309. People who just do things for money
 
312. Looking down from bulidings.
 
315. Computer Lag
 
320. Allergies
 
322. Blunt the knives and bend the forks!
Smash the bottles and burn the corks!
Chip the glasses and crack the plates!
That's what Bilbo Baggins hates -

Cut the cloth and tread the fat!
Leave the bones on the bedroom mat!
Pour the milk on the pantry floor!
Splash the wine on every door!

Dump the crocks in a boiling bowl;
Pound them up with a thumping pole;
And when you've finished, if any are whole,
Send them down the hall to roll!

That's what Bilbo Baggins hates!
 
323.Itching
 
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