Glowsquid post statements from wikis that amuses him

[Koopa con Carne]

Dragalia Lost - Wikipedia

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The game received mixed reviews from critics, and had grossed over US$100 million as of July, 2019.

mobile games be like

 

[Cayde]

The Hulu scene is a non-canon scene from a canon episode

 

[Cayde]

Return of the bad Encyclopedia SpongeBobia trivia

• When SpongeBob slides his body across the Krusty Krab glass window, he leaves a trail of clearness with part of the glass turning lighter. It is implied here that SpongeBob's body is cleaning the glass, as he is a sponge.

 

[Cayde]

In October 1998, Peter Griffin died. In January 1999, Family Guy premiered, with some saying the character Peter Griffin was a reincarnation of the professor.

 

[Glowsquid]

Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky - Wikipedia

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It is revealed in a flashback Ricky's name as a child was Rick, but his uncle, after seeing how strong he was, decided the name Ricky was more suitable.

 

[Glowsquid]

Fun Publications - GoBots Wiki

Fun Publications, Incorporated was an American publishing company who, from 2005 to 2016, held the license for the official Transformers convention, BotCon, and the Transformers' Collectors Club. Through these avenues, the company's writers orchestrated what some fans consider the largest modern...

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While social media gave their output a potentially gigantic audience, in reality like most of the other TFCC content it was fiercely insular, being written by Wiki editors and read by only Wiki editors, with less reach than the average Boomer capsule.

Brutal

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

Hamster-kun

Hamster (ハムスター, Hamusutā) is Commander Daisuke Kujirai's cyborg pet hamster and an ally of the J.A.K.Q. team. His cybernetic enhancements grant him the capability of human speech and intelligence. Hamster-kun was voiced by Kotoe Taichi (太地 琴恵, Taichi Konoe), who would later voice CC in Taiyo...

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portrayed by an unidentified hamster.

 

[Glowsquid]

Another poorly-researched kiddie book comes out, another opportunity for the Transformers wiki to show its fangs

What Is the Story of Transformers? is a book for young readers that documents the history of the long-running Transformers brand in the style of other What is the Story of...? books.

This does not bode well for those other books if this is a representative example.

In the first of many errors, Optimus Prime's head is shown as disproportionately large.

• The Bibliography section notes its sources include articles from Screen Rant, if you want to begin to understand how all this happened.

 

[Glowsquid]

Rogue Trooper - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Along the way he thwarts numerous Nort schemes, discovers and inadvertently destroys the only portion of Nu-Earth not contaminated by chemical weapons, and is betrayed by every female character he encounters.

 

[Glowsquid]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:List_of_hoaxes_on_Wikipedia sort by length for extra funny

Don Meme
A fictitious "mythical, wise guru" in Puebla, Mexico, supposedly the subject of a nonexistent short story collection; also claimed to be a mentor for real-life bands and "an entity that appears as soon as a bohemian party is summoned."

Jar'Edo Wens
Fictional Australian Aboriginal deity, presumably named after "Jared Owens".

Bessa Vugo
Nonexistent molecular biologist and collaborator with Jacques Monrod who "famously" had children eat brussel sprouts, and disproved Fouriers Law for Heat Transfer.

Nihil Pop Organization
Supposed counter-cultural organization with branches in the United States, France and Italy; allegedly dedicated to "nihilism through pop culture" by means of art exhibitions, fanzines, and terrorism.