What is your Rainbow Road?

Mario Party X said:
Well, they could've at least got the asteroid part right, where there should be extremely few asteroids in the way, and the rings on a planet aren't even solid. Also, you can't really have fire in outer space since there are no oxygen to burn, so how Fire Flowers can be used, it's a total mystery... and that part where you drive over lava, even though the lava is supposed to scorch you when you're close to it? Yeah, give me a break. The only part where they got right was that nobody blows up in outer space, so I'm glad that's not the case. There's no other space myth that's so wrong than exploding in space.

This is a Mario game. Specifically a game where dinosaurs, Gorillas, turtles, and a Bee Queen are driving cars around that can inexplicably turn into Bullet bills, glide through the air no matter how much weight it has, and able to drive in water as if it was still a road. And you're complaining about space physics being wrong? :S
 
Mario Party X said:
Well, they could've at least got the asteroid part right, where there should be extremely few asteroids in the way, and the rings on a planet aren't even solid. Also, you can't really have fire in outer space since there are no oxygen to burn, so how Fire Flowers can be used, it's a total mystery... and that part where you drive over lava, even though the lava is supposed to scorch you when you're close to it? Yeah, give me a break. The only part where they got right was that nobody blows up in outer space, so I'm glad that's not the case. There's no other space myth that's so wrong than exploding in space.

Everything is possible in Super Mario.
 
It's fun to complain about when science is wrong. That's why the Mario series is known for its logical fallacies.
 
Northern Verve said:
Mario Party X said:
Well, they could've at least got the asteroid part right, where there should be extremely few asteroids in the way, and the rings on a planet aren't even solid. Also, you can't really have fire in outer space since there are no oxygen to burn, so how Fire Flowers can be used, it's a total mystery... and that part where you drive over lava, even though the lava is supposed to scorch you when you're close to it? Yeah, give me a break. The only part where they got right was that nobody blows up in outer space, so I'm glad that's not the case. There's no other space myth that's so wrong than exploding in space.

This is a Mario game. Specifically a game where dinosaurs, Gorillas, turtles, and a Bee Queen are driving cars around that can inexplicably turn into Bullet bills, glide through the air no matter how much weight it has, and able to drive in water as if it was still a road. And you're complaining about space physics being wrong? :S

They could've at least got some of the physics right because while people obviously know that dinosaurs and obese bees can't drive, they probably aren't aware that lava can scorch them if they simply stand close to it; they've probably been next to an open flame before... yeah.

But, I'm exaggerating my complaints, which is a form of a joke. :P
 
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