How often do you shave?

Finally have a mirror in my house, so I finally had a well-needed shave. Got rid of all facial apart from my beard
 
Penn Jillette said:
Mario Party X said:
How do you shave your back, exactly?
Mario Party X said:
Puddin said:
usually I just shave my face and my back

See it now?
I'm flexible. (I can put my feet on my shoulders too.) Also I usually only shave the top of my back and back of my neck.
Also the sucky thing about my face is that I'm the only male my age that I know who has this predicament: my facial hair seems to grow to "5 o' clock shadow" length and then stops. I doubt it's actually stopping but after not shaving for two weeks someone will finally ask "did you not shave your face today" to which I respond "I haven't shaved in two weeks."

So basically I just shave my face any time I'm about to go in public. As for my back hair... well, remember the time Mr. Lancer showed his back hair on Danny Phantom? ...Yeah.
 
every morning unless i forget

occasionally i grow it out to a small goatee but i can never seem to get a full beard going on without it looking like shit
 
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