Your Worst Mario Characters

Yeah, possibly. Though I'm not too sure, since it can run both ways, so I'm not totally going for the PR damage control entirely.
 
Striker Mario said:
That Awkward Dude said:
he's just a stupid recolor taking up a spot that could've been King Boo, Petey, or another Kong, and he wasn't even a flipping character
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You need to understand game development a bit better.

Metal Mario didn't "replace" someone's slot nor did development that could've been "reserved" for those characters went toward him instead.

Yes, Nintendo's priorities are bad when they had to introduce 7 Koopalings, Baby Rosalina, Pink Gold Peach, Metal Mario, Dry Bowser, Tanooki Mario, and Cat Peach while leaving out fucking Bowser Jr. of all people but don't single out Metal Mario, k?
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I'm not singling out Metal Mario, I hate PGP too. I'm not too fond of Tanooki Mario and Cat Peach taking up slots either, they're just clones. Why not just have power-ups or something? I don't like how there's just random babies being made either(can't stand Baby Daisy, but at least she's not a power-up being made into a character). The Koopalings:)bowjr: is kind of their leader, right? Why wasn't he in? But yeah, these guys are kinda overrated like Rosalina(mmm, she's hawt), but they've never been playable and have more reason to be playable than a stinking power-up in my opinion. Boss characters over clones with permanent power-ups any day) did take up a lot of space, but unlike Metal Mario/PGP/Tanooki Mario/Cat Peach, they were at least their own characters and being bosses(look, we have generic enemies like Koopa troopa, although I'm kinda cool with him, so why not some bosses?) who were never playable. Plus, Iggy, Morton, and Ludwig have the funniest voice clips next to :dk: in the game. Even though Wendy's a b-word, I kinda like her new voice clips/personality they gave her. And Larry and Lemmy are cute too. Although I guess you could say Metal Mario was a character in Smash Bros., but saying that justifies him taking up character slots is like saying Giant Luigi should be a character. I mainly hate Metal Mario for seemingly always messing with me in MK8(sorta like Donkey Kong is always causing trouble for the youtuber DashieXP/DashieGames in Mario Kart 8 ), although his voice clips/cocky quotes are nice. I would like Metal Mario as a power-up with those voice clips(but screw Pink Gold Peach's though, they're annoying). I guess one could hate Dry Bowser for the same reasons most people hate Metal Mario, but the metal block could make an item like an Smash Bros.

Oh, and Nintendo rushing the roster. Seriously, Pink Gold Peach? What made them think this idea was good at all? Bowser Jr. is so obvious, Bowser and the Koopalings in but not him? Not even in the DLC? Seriously, they could have had him instead of a Mario clone. She better not ever come back. Pretty much, to me, the Mario Kart roster should be something similar to the new Mario character roster in the new Mario & Sonic at the Olympic Games game but with a few enemies like Koopa, Shy Guy, Dry Bones, and Lakitu added in.
 
TheFarmboy said:
Neither does Waluigi. Only thing going for him is Brawl in the Family.
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This is EXTREMELY valid.

Waluigi actually pulls lots of strings in the background, much before he was unveiled in 2000. All of those seemingly irrelevant pitfalls and traps were created by Waluigi to torture you. What, don't believe me? Proof shown on the back of this official figurine box:

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Waluigi could have possibly been the meaning of why not only the Mario series, but the entire universe and life existed. There is only limited information on Waluigi, and unlimited speculation of his purpose...
 
Never mind that the description is taken from Super Smash Bros. Brawl's trophy description.
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But wouldn't that make it even more canon?

On topic I don't really hate anybody, honestly, but Metal Mario and Pink Gold Peach need more meaning and purpose to life and Rosalina's eh.
 
It would mean that those who manufactured World of Nintendo products really like the trophy descriptions from Super Smash Bros. Brawl.

Also, life in of itself is meaningless. :/
 
The character you like best is the worst Mario character.
 
Here are my worst Mario characters.

#1 on my list is Bowser in Super Paper Mario or any game where you have the options of playing as him. He's such a slowpoke. He is slow that he claims to be better than Peach. But Peach is far more faster than that slowpoke. In Super Paper Mario, you have to use Carrie or Dashell to make him walk faster. It's like performing the backdash as Alucard in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night to be honest.

#2 on my list is Wario. He is so slow like Bowser. He can't even run at a faster speed.

#3 on my list is Waluigi. He walks so weirdly. He is so annoying that I can't even stand him.
 
Alucard and Zero said:
Here are my worst Mario characters.

#1 on my list is Bowser in Super Paper Mario or any game where you have the options of playing as him. He's such a slowpoke. He is slow that he claims to be better than Peach. But Peach is far more faster than that slowpoke. In Super Paper Mario, you have to use Carrie or Dashell to make him walk faster.
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I just used Carrie regardless of who I was playing as. That's kinda her point, to make going from point A to point B faster.
 
Alucard and Zero said:
Here are my worst Mario characters.

#1 on my list is Bowser in Super Paper Mario or any game where you have the options of playing as him. He's such a slowpoke. He is slow that he claims to be better than Peach. But Peach is far more faster than that slowpoke. In Super Paper Mario, you have to use Carrie or Dashell to make him walk faster. It's like performing the backdash as Alucard in Castlevania: Symphony of the Night to be honest.
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Are you kidding? Bowser in games where he's playable is the best (Especially BiS and SPM, he has a lot of personality in those.) I never really minded the slowness. His power really made up for it.
 
Pwwnd's playstyle is probably just to get to the end as quick as possible without killing many enemies. He did say he preferred Peach for her quickness.
 
Bowser playable in SPM (crappy personality aside) was probably the one enjoyable thing about that game, even if it made it too easy.
 
Magikrazy said:
Pwwnd's playstyle is probably just to get to the end as quick as possible without killing many enemies. He did say he preferred Peach for her quickness.
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My goal was kinda like that in Castlevania: Rondo of Blood by playing as Maria Renard (because she is faster and better than Richter Belmont, if not even more capable than him) for an analogy. Hell Maria Renard is my next character theme.

Either ways Bowser was slow in those interludes in TTYD. Even worse there is nothing to make him go faster. I can't believe he claims to be better than Peach even though he is such a slowpoke. I wonder how he is able to kidnap Peach so quickly despite his slowness.
 
Well peach often likes to just stand there.
 
My poinion:
#3 Pink gold Peach: I don't need to explain
#2 Kamek: Asshole!
#1 Waluigi: Basically is a Wario more useless with less personality
 
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