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[Fazer]

It's-a-dream, Mario!

 

[GBA]

It's a wonderful world.

 

[Cirdec]

I need a scoop, fast!

 

[GBA]

Any leads?

 

[Cirdec]

Déjà vu.

 

[GBA]

I secretly sold my cruise ship to invest in a time share for a dutch hill. With the profits, I will restore Sarasaland to its former glory.

 

[Cirdec]

That's a scoop!

 

[GBA]

I've already got your headline: DAISY DITCHES DINGHY FOR DUTCH DOMAIN, PROFITS EXPECTED

 

[Duskull]

I've already got your headline: KYLIE KOOPA FACES ANGRY DOCTOR'S WRATH

 

[GBA]

DEMIDEVIMON DECIDES ON DEATH BY DOCTOR

 

[Duskull]

DEMIDEVIMON KILLS DOCTOR

 

[GBA]

DEMIDEVIMON DUMPS DOCTOR'S DEAD BODY IN DITCH, DOCTOR'S WIFE: "DEMIDEVIMON IS A SICKO."

 

[Duskull]

DOCTOR'S WIFE MYSTERIOUSLY KILLED IN HUNTING ACCIDENT

 

[Fazer]

And that was all from BBC Fake News. Good evening.

 

[GBA]

*BBC World News.

 

[Fazer]

*GBA Toad News.

 

[GBA]

*10 News

 

[Duskull]

Kylie Koopa, ace reporter

 

[GBA]

I have no moxie D:

 

[Driftmaster130]

Ahem.

 

[GBA]

I eat soap when no-one's looking.

 

[Driftmaster130]

No dash between no and one! Ha!

 

[GBA]

Kylie's dashing.

 

[A Paragoomba and the Koopa Bros.]

I'm dashing.

 

[YuruNex]

I'm dashing away from Wario while I have 3 green shells.