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[Cirdec]

Destination: Neptune. The trip will be long, so relax and enjoy your travel.

 

[Driftmaster130]

10...9...8

 

[Fazer]

ERROR: Access denied.

 

[Driftmaster130]

7...6...5...

 

[Fazer]

ABCDEFGHILJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

 

[Driftmaster130]

There's someone in the way...and he's a world! (4...3...2...1...)

 

[Fazer]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!

 

[Specific Neptune]

what on earth

 

[YuruNex]

what in the name of neptune?!

 

[Fazer]

Saturn.

 

[Cirdec]

Yeah we are in space now.

 

[Fazer]

Voyager 1 just left the Solar System.

 

[Driftmaster130]

...and is now in shaky orbit.

 

[Fazer]

...and it went to a black hole.

 

[Specific Neptune]

sugar darn

 

[Cirdec]

Air Neptune declines any responsability if you leave the airship.

 

[Specific Neptune]

If you decide to jump out suddenly, please sign this form, declaring that you will not sue us if you injure your leg, or your head explodes from the pressure.

 

[GBA]

Attention passengers, this is your captain speaking. We will be making our descent momentarily.

 

[Duskull]

This is due to all engines failing, please sign your forms saying that your family won't sue should we all perish

 

[GBA]

Um, I have a concern with this document. On page 2, section A, subsection ii, paragraph 4 it states that "By boarding the aircraft, the passenger agrees to forever swear their allegiance to Neptune and his kingdom in the event that the aircraft does not break down or spontaneously explode. Furthermore, the passenger agrees to purchase Neptune products and accessories in accordance with the Fair Neptune Trade act under Bowserpedia Law."

Does this mean that if the plane doesn't crash we're all legally-abided to become minions of Neptune?

 

[Cirdec]

What?!! I don't want to become one of Neptune's minions.

 

[GBA]

In retrospect you were all minions of Neptune, this document just makes it official.

 

[Specific Neptune]

This is preposterous! I want to see the document again!

 

[Duskull]

Oh dear, it seems the document mysteriously caught on fire, oh well you're still my minions

 

[Specific Neptune]

This is insane! I want to speak to Cirdec!