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[Driftmaster130]

Foggy on the moon.

 

[Fazer]

Nothing on the moon.

 

[GBA]

Who stole my bike?

 

[Duskull]

I killed your bike.

 

[GBA]

My beard is alive.

 

[Mario4Ever]

My slightly itchy moustache is alive and has informed me that an excess of bacon was the catalyst for the fall of the Roman empire, but that excess bacon has been vital to the foundation, development, and continued prosperity of industrialized settlements for the past 285 years. Not only do I agree with this, but I also propose that the most successful and lasting settlements of the next decade will use bacon as both currency and sustenance, while the people who inhabit these settlements will extol the virtues of hashbrowns and scrambled eggs as anesthetics (since these settlements will, by necessity, make advances in medicine as part of an effort to prevent overpopulation).

 

[Specific Neptune]

I've got jelly in my panties

 

[GBA]

Can I have some?

 

[Specific Neptune]

For W£20 you can.

 

[GBA]

Sorry, I've spent my life savings on toe jam and duck memorabilia.

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Sorry, I've spent my life savings on Moggies.

 

[Specific Neptune]

Are you funny? TELL US A JOKE!

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Are you funny? GIVE US A MOGGY!

 

[Madikoopa]

I'm not funny, but GIVE ME A MOGGY ANYWAYS!!!

 

[GBA]

Wario wonders whether the weather is wetter on Wednesdays.

 

[freakworld]

I love alliterations!

 

[Specific Neptune]

WHERE'S THE TRIGGER

 

[Cirdec]

I challenge you to a wizard duel.

 

[Revin]

I see too many digimons now

 

[ThePremiumYoshi]

Moggy.

 

[NSY]

I fancy Lindsey151

 

[Cirdec]

Beware the power of the lie detecter.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Pikmin 3 out tomorrow!

 

[Cirdec]

I already have Pikmin 3 since a week.

 

[Fazer]

I already have two legs since I was born.