last person to post wins

[Koops]

Sorry, Mario, you have not mastered the art of Luiginess.

 

[Princess Céline]

No, Mario hasn't mastered the right technique to do nothing.

 

[Koops]

Mario will never be as powerful as the green lightning and also this is getting ridiculous.

 

[NathanBros]

Luigi Time!!!

 

[Princess Céline]

I thought it was Waluigi Time.

 

[Kerrigan]

Is it:

A) Mario Time
B) Luigi Time
C) Wario Time
D) Waluigi Time
E) None of the above

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

D)
Waluigi Time quite obviously, it's always Waluigi Time.

 

[Koops]

No time like that, I'll tell ya.

 

[Princess Céline]

Too bad! Waluigi Time!

 

[Koops]

I don't think you fetched that right, I meant there's no better time than WALUIGI TIME!!!!!

 

[Princess Céline]

You should have just said that.

 

[Czario]

But only Luigi can do that!

Well, I'm Luigi 64DD, so I win by doing nothing.
Also,

 

[Koops]

Well, no one but Luigi has mastered the art of winning by doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Kerrigan]

Wario won by doing almost absolutely nothing once.

 

[Koops]

He was so close to doing it.

 

[Kerrigan]

Only one motion kept him from being the second in history to win by doing absolutely nothing

 

[Princess Céline]

Donkey Kong once won Merry-Go-Chomp by doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

But did he have his Coconut Gun?

 

[Czario]

Well, no one but Luigi has mastered the art of winning by doing absolutely nothing.

I'm an apprentice of Luigi in the art.

 

[Princess Céline]

I thought you were the Luigi.

 

[Koops]

He's not the Luigi, He's Luigi 64DD.

 

[Czario]

I think I'm having an identity crisis. Am I ? Who am I? What is my purpose? 24601? Mewtwo? Cookies? Hey-- What are you doing? Why are you putting me in a straitjacket?
[me=Luigi 64DD]gets put in an Insane Asylum[/me]

 

[Princess Céline]

Try breaking out by doing absolutely nothing.

 

[Koops]

Now, back on topic, who won?

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

The person that did absolutely nothing.