last person to post wins

[Princess Céline]

I shall help you!

 

[Kerrigan]

You guys all know that the reason the thread died is because I was bound to win.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

And I am probably not going to win, but that won't stop me from posting.

 

[Koops]

Ok people, everyone should now try and not make him win.

 

[Princess Céline]

Understood!

 

[Koops]

Glad you understood.

 

[Princess Céline]

That means I can win!

 

[Kerrigan]

No it doesn't.

 

[Koops]

Yes, you're right, because it means I can!

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

You all forgot about me. It's quite obvious that I am going to win.

 

[Princess Céline]

But you are 65 million years too late.

 

[Koops]

I regret the fact that I haven't joined at that time, I could've won for a long while.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Only dinosaurs can win. A51 Trooper could have one if he kept the name Spinosaurus.

 

[Koops]

Yeah. Now he is wiped from the past. He doesn't exist there anymore.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

You do realize that I am a dinosaur, too. I am just more cartoonish.

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

Your my only competitor, all the others are humans.

 

[Kerrigan]

"Only dinosaurs can win"? Wow, that's totally not racist...

 

[Koops]

What If I am a human that has existed since 6.5 billion years ago? Does that still help?

 

[Mintiously]

BUNKUM IS MINE!

 

[Toka Hebizuka]

What If I am a human that has existed since 6.5 billion years ago? Does that still help?

You're still a human, not a dinosaur.

 

[Koops]

Then I am going to rewrite those rules.

"Only Koops can win."

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

To be technical, Yoshis are Koopas, as well as being a dinosaur.

Edit: Plus, you aren't technically Koops, yet you were.

 

[Princess Céline]

What If I am a human that has existed since 6.5 billion years ago? Does that still help?

None of us existed that long ago, since the sun is 4.6 billion years old.

 

[Koops]

To be technical, Yoshis are Koopas, as well as being a dinosaur.

Edit: Plus, you aren't technically Koops, yet you were.

Plumber Peach is my display name, but I will always be the guy you knew as Koops.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

What If I am a human that has existed since 6.5 billion years ago? Does that still help?

None of us existed that long ago, since the sun is 4.6 billion years old.

Creationists and I say 6,000 years old.