last person to post wins

[Yoshi the SSM]

Quick! Make this a new page!

 

[London Parris]

*Yawns* I'm winning.

 

[Koops]

No, wake up, you're not.

No one is, people, face it. We're doomed to perpetually post posts here hoping one will actually win like yeah, but no.

 

[Mintiously]

peck, it's fun.

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

We have had some winners, but no true winner of a true last poster.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

You can only win this game if a mod locks this thread and you happen to be the last poster. In other words, you can't win.

 

[Noct]

Welcome to the Groundhog Day loop, where the ride never ends.

 

[London Parris]

Whew! White Lightning!

 

[Teedgee]

Doesn't matter how fast you are when you're not the last one to post!

Quick, let's block this thread!

 

[Princess Céline]

Not before I post last!

 

[London Parris]

I like this thread.

 

[Noct]

The ride continues.

 

[MVE856]

i won this thread! yayyyy!

 

[Noct]

*Sneaks off with the trophy*

 

[Teedgee]

Hey! What do you think you're doing!? *catches nano and becomes king of the world*

 

[Moldomré]

> Moldomré used Post Reply!
> It's super effective!
> Moldomré won!

 

[MVE856]

i won! again!

 

[London Parris]

Well it is a good year for the roses.

 

[Moldomré]

Stop! MEE!

 

[Koops]

 

[MVE856]

i win i win!

 

[Noct]

 

[MVE856]

I WON

 

[Noct]

I winnith.

 

[Moldomré]

I lost the game.

(This is an inside joke no one will get it)

I win.