last person to post wins

[MiracleDinner]

I can count the amount of times I've been to church on one hand

I couldn't because they're all so far in the past I can't remember

 

[London Parris]

I have been to church hundreds, maybe thousands of times.

 

[Cayde]

yo dawg I heard you angry birds so we combined break the targets with it

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

gotta go fast

gotta go fast

gotta go faster faster faster faster faster

 

[Yoshi the SSM]

>Last person to post wins.
>This means that making a post would maybe allow you to win.
>So, let's post.
>

 

[London Parris]

Those panic buyers are preventing us from getting toilet paper. Our shipment of it has been delayed too. I mean we have to use FUCKING TOWELS!!!!

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

imagine using paper to clean your bum

this winning post was made by bidet gang

 

[London Parris]

That is true in Aussie. Those in the land down under have to use magazines to clean their bums.

 

[London Parris]

I am turning towards God to rid me of SARS-CoV-2.

 

[London Parris]

I had to use Startup repair on my computer three times today. All due to it shutting down when I tilt it. I have done it for months without problems. I swear it is a pile of junk. I also had a few blue screens of death and black screens of death. I just want to throw it into a junkyard where it belongs. I backed up my data. I say it is time to get a new computer.

 

[MiracleDinner]

now is the time when my might shines like many angry sunbeams of rage

 

[London Parris]

I can't stop listening to Roll, Jordan, Roll. The song is WAY too addictive.

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

 

[Goombuigi]

I'm winning!

 

[Noct]

 

[64-Bit Nintendo Machine]

I HATE MONDAYS!!

 

[London Parris]

I love Sundays.

 

[Thomas the Tank Engine]

 

[London Parris]

Meanwhile at 2:03. I post, not sleep.

 

[Blue]

Waluigi number 1

 

[Goombuigi]

Weegee more number 1

 

[Blue]

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[Goombuigi]

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[Blue]

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[Goombuigi]

Ok