Worst Mario Ally

[Specific Neptune]

Mine is PRINCESS F************************* PEACH!!!!

i don't think i've ever seen such a large swear word beginning with f before

though it could be faggotballsydickshitfucker, i may be mistaken

also if you hate peach so much, how come she's in your sig?

i don't really know about worst ally, but I do think starlow kinda stole stuffwell's thunder, so i wasn't too happy about that.

 

[DragonFreak]

you know based on the way another egg pops out every time he eats, i always assumed the eggs were just *bleep* disguised as an egg so they can fill the nests up with them to discourage egg-eating predators

I always thought his eggs were actually crap that looks like eggs as well.

well i certainly hope so because throwing your own young at enemies and killing them as well is just freaking morbid.

I got it! They are special unfertilized eggs.

 

[Ray Trace]

There's nothing special about laying unfertilized eggs. Birds do it all the time. It's not limited to only chickens you know.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It's wrong when a male creature has an oviduct, though. That's like a man having ovaries and a uterus

 

[DragonFreak]

Yeah the less you think about Yoshi...the better.

 

[Ray Trace]

That's what I would like to do: not think about Yoshi

 

[DragonFreak]

But when people constantly bring up Yoshi and how weird it is, it's hard to not to.

...Kinda like what I'm doing right now.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Let's face it: Yoshi is a freak of nature.

 

[Zae]

all mario characters by our reality are freaks of nature.

 

[Ray Trace]

I think Yoshi is more of a freak of nature than, say, Luigi

 

[DragonFreak]

all mario characters by our reality are freaks of nature.

Not my reality. In my reality, they are my people.

 

[Zae]

I think Yoshi is more of a freak of nature than, say, Luigi

idk yoshi just seems like a common species of his....species.

but i dont hate him so lol

 

[bem]

I really didnt like Koops and Madame Flurrie. Sure, flurrie was pretty useful in battle but ugh, didnt like their characters

 

[Ray Trace]

Flurrie is freaking hideous

 

[Magikrazy]

Who knows if Yoshi is female or not? That freaking thing lays freaking eggs.

Male seahorses are the ones that give birth to their young. Statement invalid.

They still don't lay eggs

Yeah they don't create the eggs, just fertilize them.
Male Seahorses ≠ Yoshis.

The Super Mario Boards! Where we talk about seahorse reproduction!

BRB I'm going to the Seahorse Reproduction Boards to tell them my least favorite Mario ally (it's Starlow).

 

[Daniel Dyce]

saving [Toads] in NSMBW was annoying as hell

That's why I never bother. Whenever I see that on the map, I always ignore them and keep moving.

Worst hero ever

 

[DragonFreak]

Who knows if Yoshi is female or not? That freaking thing lays freaking eggs.

Male seahorses are the ones that give birth to their young. Statement invalid.

They still don't lay eggs

Yeah they don't create the eggs, just fertilize them.
Male Seahorses ≠ Yoshis.

The Super Mario Boards! Where we talk about seahorse reproduction!

BRB I'm going to the Seahorse Reproduction Boards to tell them my least favorite Mario ally (it's Starlow).

Hahahahahahahaha. I laughed at that so hard.

 

[Driftmaster130]

Vivian

 

[FLUDD]

Starlow and Goombella are my least favorites.

 

[goombob]

Flurry. I hated her. Why was she even in a video game? She was slightly inappropriate...

 

[EctoBiologist]

Vivian

What no her veil move is useful is you use it correctly.

 

[Magikrazy]

Flurry. I hated her. Why was she even in a video game? She was slightly inappropriate...

Too much junk in that cloud's trunk.

 

[Lolcrawler]

Yoshi wins this contest while gracefully leaving his competition behind in the dust.

^ this

 

[Ultraluigi]

prolly miss no-arms.
i found her annoying.

 

[Unknown Entity]

If I did in terms of helpfulness, it'd definitely be Peach.

Toads would be another.

The Mushroom Kingdom residents are such pansies compared to the minions of Bowser. And for that, I give them credit.