Counter the Above user's Attack!

Defense: ウニジュウハ… アホダ

Attack: Instant Waffle
 
DEFENSE: your blood does not hurt me.

Attack: Really weird Font
 
Defense:I’m just that awesome

Attack: The weird font will be my sign
 
Defense:If the # of lines are the same, each post is the same size. No wasted space involved.

Attack: What robot?
 
As long as you keep writing like that, I shall keep writing like this.

Attack: Prox¥ Phailure
 
Defense: You have no idea.

Attack: I wasn’t even saying you were using a proxy.
 
Defense: I have a chainsaw, and cut it in the middle before it falls.

Attack: I throw tree-trunk cross-sections carved into shurikens at you.
 
Defense: I was standing a mile away from you.

Attacks: *Summons 9,000 armies of Rapid Rabid Giga Maga Super Goombas of Death with Arms*
 
Defense: Each army had 0 Rapid Rabid Giga Maga Super Goombas of Death with Arms. 9000*0 = 0

Attack: THAT'S NOT OVER 9000!!
 
Halvin said:
Defense: Each army had 0 Rapid Rabid Giga Maga Super Goombas of Death with Arms. 9000*0 = 0

Attack: THAT'S NOT OVER 9000!!
Defense: Well, that wasn't really an attack.

Attack: Generic attack.
 
Defense: Generic Defense

Attack: Original Attack
 
Defense: Original Defense

Attack: *Throws the Universe towards the below poster*
 
Defense: Universe GET!

Attack: I create a black hole
 
Evasion: I simply run. FAST.

Attack: *Uses all attacks that can be used at the same time, meaning the next person would have a hard time dodging*
 
Defense: One dodge to dodge them all.

Attack: Falcon Punch. (for the millionth time)
 
Defense: Falcon SHEILD

Attack: I herd u liekz Mudkipz

Off-Topic: Why can't anyone POST out of Forum games more?
 
Defense: I don't.

Attack: Forum Paunch!

Off-topic reply: I don't get your meaning
 
Defense: Throws :posh: in front of the attack.

Attack: Super Loud Scream that will make you deaf.
 
Lario said:
Defense: Throws :posh: in front of the attack.

Attack: Super Loud Scream that will make you deaf.
I get a hearing aid.

*hits next poster with tennis racket*
 
Defense: *Holds sheild*

Attack: *Summons Daisy and her baby form to attack the next five posters*
 
Defense: Baby Waluigi

Attack: Baby Waluigi
 
Defense: *Throws 9,000,000 Gray Krushas*

Attack: Gray Krusha army, and I attack you by using Poke of Death.
 
Gah, Baby Daisy, Krusha, Poke of Death, too many things to dodge! *dead*

*in zombie form, I eat your brain*
 
Defense: you didn't write attack

Attack: "I'm a Maverick!"
 
Halvin said:
Defense: you didn't write attack

Attack: "I'm a Maverick!"
Defense: "Too bad, you're not president!"

Attack: Self-destructing robot army.
 
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