Counter the Above user's Attack!

Defense:
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Attack: Smashes the malfunctioning Falcon Landmaster into scrap metal with you inside.
 
It seems like your defense and your attack were backwards... w/e


Defense: I AM scrap metal, foo'

Attack: Sho me yo moves!
 
Defense: NO YOU DON'T!

Attack: It's a Wii! WARIO!
 
Defense: It was a Gooey-Motion-Sensor bomb. I stick it back onto you.

Attack: I stick a C4 on you.
 
Defense: Opens a parachute.

Attack: "Toon Link, you're.... smaller than regular Link?"
 
PhilibusterBeetle said:
Defense: I don't get the joke, so it doesn't affect me

Attack: "You'll get no sympathy from me." *kills*
 
Defense: The street sweeper misses.

Attack: Runs YOU over with a Zamboni.
 
Defense: The steamroller misses me.

Attack: Runs you over with a tractor.
 
Defense: I jump out of the tractor.

Attack: I shove you into a giant toaster, and turn the heat way up.
 
Defense: You missed, lol

Attack: FARUCONE PAUNCHI!!
 
Defense: FALCON DOOODGE!!

Attack: Kick
 
Uniju, please stop swearing just to let out your anger on other people.

Attack: "C'mon, Blue Falc...LANDMASTAHHHHH!!!"
 
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