What is your most favorite thing about goombas?

[Garlic Man]

Maybe they are useful.

Not a chance, friend. Not a chance.

 

[BabyWaluigiKart]

Goomboss

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Goomboss

I think this thread is about things about Goombas, not specific goombas.

 

[Lario]

Maybe they are useful.

Not a chance, friend. Not a chance.

Maybe it turns out the Goombas we see are really clones of them...

That explains that Goomba in NSMB becoming huge within seconds. The ones we see are balloons! And the real ones are too deadly for even an army of Giga Bowsers... And one Giygas.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Maybe they are useful.

Not a chance, friend. Not a chance.

Maybe it turns out the Goombas we see are really clones of them...

That explains that Goomba in NSMB becoming huge within seconds. The ones we see are balloons! And the real ones are too deadly for even an army of Giga Bowsers... And one Giygas.

WRONG

 

[Stooben]

Maybe they are useful.

Not a chance, friend. Not a chance.

Maybe it turns out the Goombas we see are really clones of them...

That explains that Goomba in NSMB becoming huge within seconds. The ones we see are balloons! And the real ones are too deadly for even an army of Giga Bowsers... And one Giygas.

Or maybe there's a factory that makes 20,000 Goombas a day, and then ships them out to face their inevitable death.

 

[Lario]

Maybe they are useful.

Not a chance, friend. Not a chance.

Maybe it turns out the Goombas we see are really clones of them...

That explains that Goomba in NSMB becoming huge within seconds. The ones we see are balloons! And the real ones are too deadly for even an army of Giga Bowsers... And one Giygas.

WRONG

You can't always believe what you see...

That's why there are illusions.

Maybe Mario;s really on Mushrooms and it was all a dream...

...That was many years long.

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

Maybe they are useful.

Not a chance, friend. Not a chance.

Maybe it turns out the Goombas we see are really clones of them...

That explains that Goomba in NSMB becoming huge within seconds. The ones we see are balloons! And the real ones are too deadly for even an army of Giga Bowsers... And one Giygas.

WRONG

You can't always believe what you see...

That's why there are illusions.

Maybe Mario;s really on Mushrooms and it was all a dream...

...That was many years long.

Maybe, not.

 

[Hobbes]

squish 'em

 

[Stooben]

squish 'em

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

 

[Hobbes]

squish 'em

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

and eat 'em

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

squish 'em

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew!

and eat 'em

Gross.

 

[Lario]

squish 'em

Ahem....

Grammar.

Goombas... Must rule the world!

 

[BEEEEEAAARRRS]

squish 'em

Ahem....

Grammar.

Goombas... Must rule the world!

Never.

 

[Lario]

squish 'em

Ahem....

Grammar.

Goombas... Must rule the world!

Never.

If you really put them down...

Why post in this thread?

 

[Hobbes]

squish 'em

Ahem....

Grammar.

Goombas... Must rule the world!

squishing 'em?