Your headcanons

My headcanon for thousand year door is that pre-thousand year door is that the Shadow queen led a genocide against of the other species with an army purely based of dragons/draconic species, demons, ghosts and possibly the undead. So I can say wars were suspected to be gruesome judging by the skeletons in the thousand year door. As for the queen herself maybe she is the embodiment of evil herself who was ummoned by an evil wizard who got killed or some shit during that time. I would also like to think that all happened like 1000 years before she was she was sealed and I probably I think it was somewhere during medieval times possibly during Dark ages.
 
Fawful117 on Talk:Toadstool's ??? said:
XXX is commonly used in Pornography, to show that it is "XXX Super Hot" and other pornographic things. It is implied that you stumble upon Peach's secret stash of pornography. I don't exactly know why this is in the JAPAN version, though. It might be a joke or something.

But there are still some questions that remain unanswered.
Like what kind of pornography is it, who it is about, and others.

But, eh. It's not that big of a deal.
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I always thought it was a sex toy.
 
Super Smash Misty said:
Fawful117 on Talk:Toadstool's ??? said:
XXX is commonly used in Pornography, to show that it is "XXX Super Hot" and other pornographic things. It is implied that you stumble upon Peach's secret stash of pornography. I don't exactly know why this is in the JAPAN version, though. It might be a joke or something.

But there are still some questions that remain unanswered.
Like what kind of pornography is it, who it is about, and others.

But, eh. It's not that big of a deal.
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I thought it was her panties.
 
Magikrazy said:
Super Smash Misty said:
Fawful117 on Talk:Toadstool's ??? said:
XXX is commonly used in Pornography, to show that it is "XXX Super Hot" and other pornographic things. It is implied that you stumble upon Peach's secret stash of pornography. I don't exactly know why this is in the JAPAN version, though. It might be a joke or something.

But there are still some questions that remain unanswered.
Like what kind of pornography is it, who it is about, and others.

But, eh. It's not that big of a deal.
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I thought it was her panties.
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LOL.

Nysic said:
Super Smash Misty said:
Fawful117 on Talk:Toadstool's ??? said:
XXX is commonly used in Pornography, to show that it is "XXX Super Hot" and other pornographic things. It is implied that you stumble upon Peach's secret stash of pornography. I don't exactly know why this is in the JAPAN version, though. It might be a joke or something.

But there are still some questions that remain unanswered.
Like what kind of pornography is it, who it is about, and others.

But, eh. It's not that big of a deal.
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I always thought it was a sex toy.
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0_o
 
The last names of the Koopalings before Bowser adopted them were King, Downey, Williams, Pop, Orbison, Kilmiser, and Beethoven.
 
It's not Larry King, it's Larry Mullen, the drummer from U2

Why does everyone think it's Larry King
 
Super Hornio Brothers is canon.
 
I believe that the order of the Koopalings ages are:

(youngest-oldest)
Larry
Lemmy
Morton
Iggy
Wendy
Roy
Ludwig
 
You know, if you think about where the Koopalings came from, it's not that hard to imagine why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach...
 
The Koopalings are Bowser's kids.

Larry is three, Morton is six, Wendy is nine, Iggy is twelve (but he shares my birthday so he'll be 13 soon), Roy is fourteen, Lemmy is eighteen and Ludwig is twenty-one.

Larry Koopa likes sports, but doesn't have a clue about how to play any. He likes to watch his brothers play music, and is very attached to Roy. Larry also has a phone which he bites resulting in the screen cracking. He's clever for his age and can type, but he types and writes words like they're pronounced.

Morton Koopa, Jr. loves music and singing. He once attempted to host a Q&A column in the newspaper. However the questions were particularly useless (Dear Morton, how do I get perfect make-up? How am I supposed to know?) and Bowser ended it before Lemmy and Larry issued another argument.

Wendy O. Koopa likes to put on make-up, but being nine, Bowser prohibited her from using anything other than lipstick. Wendy has purple hair, which she completely hides in her bow because it isn't salmon pink, which is what she likes.

Iggy Koopa made the Magic Scepters after a debate with Bowser over how it would be safe for Larry. When he was putting the chemicals into the sceptre, Larry called him a psychopath, and Iggy shooed him out. Larry was forbidden from the weapons for a month.

Roy Koopa makes concert posters for concerts he never actually does. He has a band with Lemmy, Ludwig and Morton. Their songs have never made it out of World 8. He looks exactly like his cousin Bully.

Lemmy Koopa bounces on his ball, which he's dying to show on Mushroom Kingdom's got Talent. However he's busy with conquering the Kingdom, so the show will be over forever by the time he's got there. He has a bitter rivalry with Larry.

Ludwig von Koopa used to play with puppets and blocks, which led to his musical talent (according to him, of course). He has a rivalry with his cousin Kooky, who he says is "from a freak show".
 
that goombas and koopas are part of the mushroom kingdom, but there is harsh racism against them, so they side with bowser. For some reason I always want blue toad to be a police officer, but I'm not sure why.
 
Greninja said:
that goombas and koopas are part of the mushroom kingdom, but there is harsh racism against them, so they side with bowser. For some reason I always want blue toad to be a police officer, but I'm not sure why.
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Melee said Goombas defected when Bowser came
 
Super Smash Misty said:
Greninja said:
that goombas and koopas are part of the mushroom kingdom, but there is harsh racism against them, so they side with bowser. For some reason I always want blue toad to be a police officer, but I'm not sure why.
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Melee said Goombas defected when Bowser came
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The Super Mario Bros. manual says that they are traitors.
 
Marilith said:
You know, if you think about where the Koopalings came from, it's not that hard to imagine why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach...
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i'm not sure about mario science but i'm pretty sure a human and a turtle dragon thing can't reproduce
 
Super Smash Misty said:
Marilith said:
You know, if you think about where the Koopalings came from, it's not that hard to imagine why Bowser keeps kidnapping Peach...
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i'm not sure about mario science but i'm pretty sure a human and a turtle dragon thing can't reproduce
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it's never been established in the mario universe that they can't
 
The Peach thing isn't very convincing to me either way.
 
Anyway, I have a weird head canon that Daisy was created to be a clone of Peach, but something went wrong, and Daisy was created! I also thought she was a mutant, because she was that third eye...
 
Greninja said:
that goombas and koopas are part of the mushroom kingdom, but there is harsh racism against them, so they side with bowser.
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That coincides with my headcanon as well.

Shy Guy Forever said:
The Super Mario Bros. manual says that they are traitors.
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Mushroom Kingdom propaganda.
 
Rosalina is evil, she gets her magic by absorbing the essence of her Lumas which in the process, kills them painfully.
 
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