Your headcanons

[ThatGuy62]

Reminds me of how I headcanon that every first/notable nameless Goomba you encounter is always the same one. And he's named Frank.

 

[The Nate]

Reminds me of how I headcanon that every first/notable nameless Goomba you encounter is always the same one. And he's named Frank.

 

[Magikrazy]

theres only one goomba in mario's universe. hes just really fast

 

[Mount Wario]

Peach has stockholm syndrome.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Waluigi and Wario never were born. They just were spawned from a smile pit in the sewers. Donkey Kong's birthplace is his materializing from the yellow molten butter in Brinstar.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

A "smile" pit?

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[LeftyGreenMario]

Typo from mobile, but my point still stands because the two won't stop grinning.

Waluigi and Wario are also perpetually cursed with blue eye spots, whatever the hell those blue markings are; it's the mark of evil though.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

This doesn't look very smiley to me....

This is the result of years of bazooka abuse.

 

[J-Yoshi64]

Their teeth are always showing, though. They're like Skakdi from Bionicle.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

His jaws are too big for his lips.

Unless his face gets swollen.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Look Away in Mario Party 2 shows glum Wario with a closed mouth.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario and Luigi can never get enough from playing short stop in Mario Baseball.

 

[Mcmadness]

Every online video, fanfiction or "game theory" that paints Bowser as the goodguy and Mario as the badguy is actually propaganda sponsored by Bowser himself.

Yes he has broken the 4th wall purely to create crap.

 

[ThatGuy62]

Every online video, fanfiction or "game theory" that paints Bowser as the goodguy and Mario as the badguy is actually propaganda sponsored by Bowser himself.

Yes he has broken the 4th wall purely to create crap.

Plot twist: It's actually Bowser Jr. who makes it, and he believes it wholeheartedly because his moral compass is that messed up.
Bowser's aware of it but he also encourages it because it bothers Mario.

 

[Moldomré]

Yoshi is a good citizen and firmly believes in paying taxes.
I don't care what Fortune Street says.

 

[Mcmadness]

I don't understand this thing with yoshi and taxes.

 

[YoshiFlutterJump]

[quote author=Yoshi]
Yoshi Yoshi! (Could I please be exempt from paying taxes, [player's name]?)
[/quote]

 

[zel]

imo yoshi tax fraud jokes are overdone to death and i dont really like them so i support this headcanon

 

[Mount Wario]

Who even pays taxes in the mushroom kingdom? There are free coins everywhere to pay everything.

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I don't think there's a governing body in Dinosaur Land anyways.....

No government=no tax-paying requirement

And this is why one may escape into the dinosaur world

 

[J-Yoshi64]

I don't understand this thing with yoshi and taxes.

Because the internet latches onto the stupidest things and blows them out of proportion.
See also: Daisy's third eye, Super Crown, Killager, Mario hits blocks with his head, Ultra Instinct Shaggy, et cetera.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I don't understand this thing with yoshi and taxes.

It has literally no punchline, and it was just because a YouTube comment was being random. It wasn't funny the first time and just mindlessly repeating it like a broken record for the 59th time doesn't make it funnier.

It's like laughing at someone saying "Pudding" or "cheese plate"

 

[Magikrazy]

i would think you of all people would enjoy a meme that implies a character you hate is a criminal

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

I think it was a Tumblr comment + image.....

But of course, in all practicality, Tumbr barely exists anymore.

Maybe it was 4chan or something?

 

[Mount Wario]

Mario's parents are dead .