Jokes About Mario and other characters

[Guiliant]

Why does Yoshi have a long tounge?

Because if he didnt he would just be a regular dinosaur

 

[Garlic Man]

Why does Yoshi have a long tounge?

Because if he didnt he would just be a regular dinosaur

Why does Bowser have hair?

Because if he didnt he would just be a regular turtle.

 

[Garlic Man]

Why does Yoshi have a long tounge?

Because if he didnt he would just be a regular dinosaur

Why does Bowser have FIRE BREATH hair?

Because if he didnt he would just be a regular turtle.

 

[Kool_Koopa]

Why did Kool-Koopa cross the road?

Beacuse he was Rudnicki.

Why did the snowstalker crossed the road?
a) He was a chicken
b) Because he wasn't writing jokes about Mario characters
see that? I am not Rudnicki!!! I swear on everyone's lives (even mine) that !I am on Rudnicki!!

 

[suzaku]

Wario's so fat that when he bathed in the sea, a Spanish came and thought he had discovered a new continent

lol, now that is funny

 

[Kool_Koopa]

What is funny?

 

[Guiliant]

!I am on Rudnicki!!

your on rudnicki?

 

[Smiddle]

!I am on Rudnicki!!

your on rudnicki?

That wasn't funny.

 

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Exactly, too much of flaming here.

Why didn't Admiral Bobbery make it as a comedian?

His jokes kept bombing!

 

[PhilibusterBeetle]

Well, at least I'm not flaming other people.

 

[Lario]

!I am on Rudnicki!!

your on rudnicki?

LOL

 

[Kool_Koopa]

!I am on Rudnicki!!

your on rudnicki?

LOL

LOL, internet!

 

[Jellyfloater]

Mario, Luigi, and Yoshi were out walking one day, when they all died.



Did I win?

 

[Kool_Koopa]

Unfortunately yes.