Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

[Lumastar]

No, enlighten me!

Am I a boy or a girl?

 

[Tantusar]

Yes.
Is scuba dives?

 

[Andymii]

Only if scubas dive.
How do you like your jello done?

 

[Mintiously]

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dxhfuycdt7ygugyxthjvgyhxcj?

 

[freakworld]

ghtvthnbtb.

こんにちわ?

 

[Andymii]

¡Hola, mi amigo!
中国比日本好吗?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I don't speak Italian.

What tastes like chicken?

 

[Andymii]

Chicken.
What happened?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

You posted.

Do you think I like mosquitoes?

 

[Lord Bowser]

yes, as a matter of fact you love them more than your own sister

what's 9+10?

 

[Andymii]

I believe it is about 19, more or less.

What is your opinion on rotisserie chicken?

 

[Milo Thatch]

I liked the Mario Party minigame.

What do you get when you divide by zero?

 

[Andymii]

The world explodes.
Do you like green eggs and ham?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

No, I love them.

Is it true that this keyboard is woven with brain parasites?

 

[Andymii]

What else did you think it was made of?
Do you know where I can find Baby Waluigi?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Sure! He's in the Internets.

Why is the Earth round?

 

[Lord Bowser]

because space hates cubes

why doesn't bowser kidnap daisy

 

[Andymii]

Because Daisy's cakes are disgusting.
Is Bowser a lizard?

 

[Lord Bowser]

no he's actually made of mushrooms

why do wario and waluigi have weird noses

 

[Andymii]

Look who's talking.
How does Mario revive himself after a Game Over?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because Mario bailed out.

Is Baby Mario really a baby?

 

[Andymii]

No, he's a creepy old guy in a baby suit.
What's your opinion on Bowser running for president of Kazakhstan?

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It's Wowserful.

Does Professor E. Gadd like really stupid names for his machines?

 

[Andymii]

His head gets fludded with ideas.
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[Lord Bowser]

absolutely!

speaking of E.Gadd, does anyone have a recipe for his famous diesel marinade?