What's the above user's best quote?

Cheeseburger in Paradise said:
A cowboy hat. And man those things aren't cheap. It cost $100, I guess that is what happens when you buy something of high quality.
 
Moldomré said:
As I was suffocating, the air helps me. Thank ye.

I drop a DK Barrel.
 
Cheeseburger in Paradise said:
Okay my Wii U Internet Browser is acting strange, it says when I play any YouTube video it says it cannot be played, I can't even listen to music, watch top ten lists. And that isn't it, some websites I visit like Polygon and IGN has text replaced with an error code, when it comes to YouTube is also has an error code saying it cannot be played, but it worked fine earlier on the browser. My console is up to date by the way. Is there a solution to this?
EDIT: I forgot to mention my console doesn't have any mods on it.
 
Revenant Archagent said:
Esna Everlasting

I'm honestly laughing my a** off reading it.
 
Revenant Archagent said:
Talk about jealous, dear reader! Yowch! A lady asks a friend over for dinner and her hubby gets huffy? Can't wait to see how this plays out... Maybe traveling isn't my specialty, maybe it's more towards... Drama!
 
Cheeseburger in Paradise said:
Flora: I'm just getting spam calls, better block that number.

*Flora blocks the number*

Flora: I have a *bleep*ing war on my hands any one phone call can be deadly on the battlefield.

Officer Simon: General Flora, we made the nukes you wanted.

Flora: Good since if thes bad guys won't back down it WILL GET NUCLEAR!

Officer Simon: You're as intimidating like when I joined before that corrupt dictator took over. You never lost your touch.

Flora: Thanks! AND WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR GOING?! You are one of Solaire's men right?

Officer Simon: You never lose your touch on the battlefield.
 
YoshiFlutterJump said:
HEROMARIO said:
That is one of my caracteres please change to :boshi: or something.
Oh okay, I was just playing another ******, but I can switch.



Dedede: I love being king!

Escargoon: Never thought you did too much ruling, for a monarch...

Dedede: Shut up! Being king is all about eating junk food all day! And getting fat!

B. W. Dee: Your Majesty, your fifth dinner is ready!

Dedede: Oh yeah! Perfect!

Escargoon: Oh, Dedede...
 
HEROMARIO said:
:bowjr: HIJACKING BANNA MOTORHOME
:dk: This is tireing

funny, that dk emoticon used to be a way to end pun-ny sentences
 
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