What's the above user's best quote?

[Captain Goomba]

WATER you waiting for!?
You're going to have to DRY harder!
Not before I RAIN on your parade!
I'm going to LAND on you if you don't shut up!
HA! Looks like you didn't SEA that coming.
You have no GROUNDS to say that!

A mass uprising of sinks is not an overflowing plumbing problem, but a huge event I call an insinkurrection.

Let that sink in. That should be the natural inst-sink.

I think people are tired of my sink jokes.
I've faucet down their throats and robinet in their face.

I bet Nintendo was dripping with envy when dataminers leaked everything and strained their servers.

Let that sink in.

Sink puns are the best.

And if you don't believe me, you're clearly biased against the wit dis-spray-ed by LGM (and me on o-strain-sion) and you need to turn off of your disbe-leak.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Nintendo: Pre-order Kirby and the Forgotten Land!
Me: Wayyyyy ahead of you.

I'm not buying any Switch games anytime soon because I want to focus on the ones I have, but yeah Forgotten Land looks like it could easily be the best Switch game of 2022.

 

[Christmas Who?]

Good.

 

[Cocoa]

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[Christmas Who?]

*Oh no, Chuck's great, thanks for asking*

 

[Captain Goomba]

hello son

i'm trying to speedrun minecraft

 

[Sweet Snow]

I think we've found our next 'Shroomfest topic.

 

[Milo Thatch]

Better to be free and happy then accomodating for someone who won't accept the real you, I always say

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I love being woken up at 4 am to argue about politics

 

[Emo Furcorn]

Uh, is that a YouTube?

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

"I've collected six of the seven deadly sins. I'm going to need your mother for gluttony."

 

[Emo Furcorn]

Blocked because this isn't garfielf

 

[Milo Thatch]

Adult cartoons/sitcoms are way less funny than children's cartoons/sitcoms. There's hardly variety in Adult because its mostly s*x s*x racism (AraB tErRrOriidt!) or stupid crap like that. Although there is a decent amount of gross out humor in children's shows, THERE'S MORE VARIETY

 

[Emo Furcorn]

First Shrek.

 

[Bugzzy]

I genuinely do not like jokes.

 

[Emo Furcorn]

And yet he smokes

 

[Bugzzy]

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[Emo Furcorn]

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[LeftyGreenMario]

My dad was lecturing me. Yelling at me. In a flippin' Mario voice. why?

probably arguing about politics

 

[Sweet Snow]

Middle finger + laser trap = not a good fate for the finger

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Fun fact: Do you know Olimar and the lovable Pikmin creatures make an appearance in every story ever? They're just so small you can't see them

 

[Sweet Snow]

The worst part is that the card number Waluigi uses to buy Wario's shirts is suspiciously the same as Wario's card number.

 

[Milo Thatch]

What do you call the King of the stoners? Your highness

 

[Zdrmonster Productions]

Hey guys imma blurt out my ATM card number for everyone to hear

 

[Christmas Who?]

Instructions unclear, how much spaghetti?

Throw me a Blue Yoshi with brown shoes that'll lick me for 5 seconds.