Kill Me

YoshiMonsta

YoshiMonsta

Yoshi! Yoshi!
I have 50 lives. You have to kill me 50 times, each in unique ways. Whoever killed me in the most unique ways wins. I cannot participate and I will have the number of kills for each person, along with how they killed me each time up here.
Begin the slaughter!

KingFawful4321:
#1 Throwing me on a road, running me over 3 times before pouring cement on me.

Mario’s Drunken Holiday Special:
#1 Forcing me to marry Wario while I do Wario's plumbing.
#2 Forces me to attempt to eat a sandwich with my feet while I drive on the Yungas Road. Also I'm listening to that Friday song for three hours straight.
#3 Smothering me in mayonaise and then vacuum sealing me.
#4 Pushing me into lava. Once I turn into a pyroclastic-like statue, he put me as a statue in front of his house just in case I have clones that get similar ideas to go after him.

Glaceon:
#1 Boring me to death with horrible puns.
#2 Pushing me down the endless stairs from SM64.
#3 Chucking a bomb into a Cucco pen that explodes promptly then throwing me in afterwards and closing the door.
#4 Leaving the kitchen tap on full blast while I sleep, drowning overnight.

Sno-Winger:
#1 Rides me and dumps me in a pit.
#2 Beating me to death with a Luma.
#3 Feeding me to the Waluigi Fish.

LakantatheQlaus:
#1 Fetching me with hook, holding me close to a lavapool, Justin Bieber music in the background.

Man Without Hat:
#1 Taking me on a cruise than throws me overboard.
#2 Sending me to the Olympics then gets me poisoned.
#3 Sending me to thwomper room.

Iggy Koopa Jr.:
#1 Shooting nails at me with a nailgun.
#2 Running into me with his car.
#3 Pushing me into Mr Sweet's venom.
#4 Crushing me with 10 cent coins.

I died: 20 times
Lives Left: 30

Currently In the Lead (As of December 22)
Mario's Drunken Holiday Special is tied with Iggy Koopa Jr. with 4 kills.

I might not be able to update right away, but please don't give me a hard time.
 
Forces you to marry Wario while you do Wario's plumbing.
 
Forces you to attempt to eat a sandwich with your feet while you drive on the Yungas Road. Oh, and you're listening to that Friday song for three hours straight.
 
*takes you on a cruise than throws you overboard*
 
Smothers you in mayonaise and then vacuum seals you.
 
Pushes you into lava. Once you turn into a pyroclastic-like statue, I'll put you as a statue in front of my house just in case you have clones that get similar ideas to go after me.
 
*sends you to the Olympics then gets you poisoned*
 
*chucks a bomb into a Cucco pen that explodes promptly then throws you in afterwards and closes the door*
 
1. Pelts you with 100 Purple Pikmin (which are very heavy) and makes them attack you (which have high attack power).

2. I charged 100 red pikmin at you (which have high attack power also)

3. I forced a bunch of white pikmin (which are poisonous) down your throat.

4. I also shoved 100 bomb rocks down your throat (they explode when eaten)

5. I threw 100 bomb rocks at you which all exploded.
 
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