Kill Me

YoshiMonsta

YoshiMonsta

Yoshi! Yoshi!
I have 50 lives. You have to kill me 50 times, each in unique ways. Whoever killed me in the most unique ways wins. I cannot participate and I will have the number of kills for each person, along with how they killed me each time up here.
Begin the slaughter!

KingFawful4321:
#1 Throwing me on a road, running me over 3 times before pouring cement on me.

Mario’s Drunken Holiday Special:
#1 Forcing me to marry Wario while I do Wario's plumbing.
#2 Forces me to attempt to eat a sandwich with my feet while I drive on the Yungas Road. Also I'm listening to that Friday song for three hours straight.
#3 Smothering me in mayonaise and then vacuum sealing me.
#4 Pushing me into lava. Once I turn into a pyroclastic-like statue, he put me as a statue in front of his house just in case I have clones that get similar ideas to go after him.

Glaceon:
#1 Boring me to death with horrible puns.
#2 Pushing me down the endless stairs from SM64.
#3 Chucking a bomb into a Cucco pen that explodes promptly then throwing me in afterwards and closing the door.
#4 Leaving the kitchen tap on full blast while I sleep, drowning overnight.

Sno-Winger:
#1 Rides me and dumps me in a pit.
#2 Beating me to death with a Luma.
#3 Feeding me to the Waluigi Fish.

LakantatheQlaus:
#1 Fetching me with hook, holding me close to a lavapool, Justin Bieber music in the background.

Man Without Hat:
#1 Taking me on a cruise than throws me overboard.
#2 Sending me to the Olympics then gets me poisoned.
#3 Sending me to thwomper room.

Iggy Koopa Jr.:
#1 Shooting nails at me with a nailgun.
#2 Running into me with his car.
#3 Pushing me into Mr Sweet's venom.
#4 Crushing me with 10 cent coins.

I died: 20 times
Lives Left: 30

Currently In the Lead (As of December 22)
Mario's Drunken Holiday Special is tied with Iggy Koopa Jr. with 4 kills.

I might not be able to update right away, but please don't give me a hard time.
 
Forces you to marry Wario while you do Wario's plumbing.
 
Forces you to attempt to eat a sandwich with your feet while you drive on the Yungas Road. Oh, and you're listening to that Friday song for three hours straight.
 
Smothers you in mayonaise and then vacuum seals you.
 
Pushes you into lava. Once you turn into a pyroclastic-like statue, I'll put you as a statue in front of my house just in case you have clones that get similar ideas to go after me.
 
*chucks a bomb into a Cucco pen that explodes promptly then throws you in afterwards and closes the door*
 
1. Pelts you with 100 Purple Pikmin (which are very heavy) and makes them attack you (which have high attack power).

2. I charged 100 red pikmin at you (which have high attack power also)

3. I forced a bunch of white pikmin (which are poisonous) down your throat.

4. I also shoved 100 bomb rocks down your throat (they explode when eaten)

5. I threw 100 bomb rocks at you which all exploded.
 
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