Kill Me

[EctoBiologist]

1. runs over with a kart.

2. burns you to death.

3. Sends you to the world of hotel mario which makes you suicide yourself.

4. You get hit with a koopa shell and lose a live a-la smb.

5. You get absorbed by a black hole.

 

[YoshiMonsta]

Please guys, only 1 kill per post.

 

[Iggy Koopa Jr]

You are not going to like this one...


I cut you open. I remove any unnecessary organ, and place bombs instead. I patch you back up. I press "detonate" at a safe distance.

 

[PeskyPlumbers64]

I yank out your intestines, then throws it at a moving helicopter blade, cutting up your body in the process.