What would an M-Rated Mario Game Be?

Yoshi safari jurrasic park style.

Or or! Yoshi Godzilla style.

Or DK fighting 3 Bowsers trying to protect peach King Kong 2005 style.
 
or turn the tables
a carnivores style game where you hunt yoshi's and other mario series mobs
 
oh come on, did you just somehow sleep through the best hunting sim series EVER!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carnivores_%28series%29
 
Basically, the content descriptors of GTA 5 on ESRB basically sums up what I want an M rated Mario game to be.
 
chillv said:
Basically, the content descriptors of GTA 5 on ESRB basically sums up what I want an M rated Mario game to be.
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*just looked the GTA 5 ratings up*

Holy shit. Why would you want something like THAT?

Anyways, what I'd probably depict a M-Rated Mario game to be is pretty much almost everything that has been said rolled into one big combo pack or something... Though that's not something I would play.
 
That's because their laws are more screwed up than ours
 
I'm studying the Islam religion in Modern History. Apparently, they don't like women having clothing only go down to their knees or up to their necks. That, and they don't drink alcohol.
 
I find it humorous how you lump women's rights, GTA5 and alcohol together
the later of which I don't entirely disagree with being banned
 
I disagree with banning GTA though
 
well, I find that way too many minors are playing it
all the really punk kids at my school do, and they go on about it and how they're gonna go out and do things like in gta in real life
 
There's no correlation between violent video games or violent actions, though there has been some evidence that playing these games may desensitize you to violence and make you more aggressive.
 
I think they use violent video games to justify already existing violent tendencies to others
 
Deception said:
I find it humorous how you lump women's rights, GTA5 and alcohol together
the later of which I don't entirely disagree with being banned
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Women have to always have a man with them in Saudi Arabia.
That means they can't drive.
 
Also, when Mario rescues Peach…you-know-what happens.
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I'm sure Mario is way more interested in the cake.

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All these mental images from your suggestions (especially Mario) horrify and disgust me to the point where I am cringing while typing this.
 
*You're.

What's your definition of a true Mario fan?

Mario: Just give me the cake and leave me alone.
 
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