UTDROTI ~ Our Very First Loser (First Elimination)

Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!

You know it's bad when BMB gets impatient.
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!

All of the competitors except Smasher and NSM, who lay face-down on the ground in front of me, are scrambling around the island searching for places to hide their idols. Slowly each and every team member returns empty handed.

Rocker: You two can get up now, your teams have returned, all idols have been hidden. Good luck.

Smasher and NSM both get up and stretch. They both ponder where to go for a mintue.

NSM: They...they could be anywhere!

Smasher decides to check the nearest place: The cabins! Inside his own team's cabin he finds his first idol. NSM is still lost at what to do, he slowly walks up to a random tree nearby and shakes it. By a stroke of luck an idol falls from it and knocks him square in the head.

NSM: OUCH! At least I found one though.

NSM attempts to search my special lodge nearby but my big bodyguard kicks him out. The two searchers end up walking right back where they started.

Smasher: I have no idea where to look for these idols!

NSM: They could have been hidden anywhere!

Suddenly like some kind of epiphany both Smasher and NSM at once jump at bmb and begin shoving their hands down his pants. BMB screams like a little girl as they do this.

BMB: GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS.

NSM: Okay we'll there definitely isn't one down there.

Smasher: I can't believe I just did that.

BMB runs away into the woods, leaving his pants on the ground, ripped up

Rocker: Can you two hurry this up, we don't have all day!

NSM: Uh yeah, I can do this! Im just going to run out and find them all!

NSM jogs off in a random direction. Smasher goes in a different direction. They're search comes up with nothing for a little while. All of the other competitors retire to the cabins and begin to doze off. Eventually Smasher comes across the camp bathrooms.

Smasher: They wouldn't! Would they?

Smasher shoves his hand down each toilet until he finally finds an idol.

Smasher: Still not as bad as BMB's pants.

NSM finds an idol inside the kitchen. Smasher wrestles one out of an alligator's mouth. NSM finds one in his own cabin inside his pillow. The two of them fight off my interns to each get one. Smasher fights off a herd of angry beavers in an underground tunnel to get one. NSM jump off the biggest cliff on the island and finds on at the base. Smasher soon follows and finds one of his at the base of the cliff as well. They both find one in the UTDWT plane wreckage. NSM finds a giant momma bird to get one surrounded by her eggs. NSM finds his 8th idol underwater after fighting off piranhas and eels. Smasher finds his 8th idol in the kitchen after deciding to take a break he finds it inside his soup.

NSM: I'm almost done, I can do this!

Smasher: Ugh, I can't even take a break anymore, the stupid idol is in my soup! Oh hey, I FOUND AN IDOL IN MY SOUP! Yes!

On two completely different sides of the island, the two competitors find their last idols at the same time. NSM rides a canoe out into the sea just to discover that the idol was in the canoe and begins sailing back to land. Smasher finds his last idol in a deep dark cave. They both quickly race back to the cabins, whoever makes it back first will win.

Rocker: This is SOO boring, why are they taking so long. I hope they died, that will get me some good ratings.

In the distance the two searchers can be seen running. The two teams slowly migrate out of their cabins, all fully rested now and begin cheering for their team mates.

Terrifying Troopas: GO NSM GO! GO NSM GO!

Maniacal Metroids: GO SMASHER! WIN! WIN! WIN! GO SMASHER!

As the two are running back at full speed suddenly NSM trips on a tree branch, all of his idols go flying up into the air. He dashes to collect them all. Smasher grins as he cruises towards his victory. Before Smasher can make it back to the cabins however, out from the forest jumps an alligator. It stands on two legs.

Smasher: YOU AGAIN!

Alligator: Hahaha, you can't win against me so easily!

Rocker: I see you've met Randy.

Randy begins to chase after Smasher giving NSM enough time to pick up his idols and get to the cabins.

Rocker: That makes NSM the winner! The Terrifying Troopas will be enjoying their victory for now, while the Maniacal Metroids have to send someone home!

The Troopas cheer. All of the Metroids hang their heads down and walk away. Smasher is still being chased by an Alligator. However as the Troopas are cheering helicopters come down from the sky, their spotlights on Ernesth.

Helicopter Pilot: ERNESTH, YOU HAVE BEEN CHARGED WITH MANY CRIMES, YOU ARE UNDER ARREST, PLEASE COME QUIETLY.

Ernesth: NEVER, YOU'LL HAVE TO COME AND GET ME.

Ernesth begins to run, but Lily jumps from a bush and pins him down. She puts handcuffs on him and the helicopters fly down and grab him.

Rocker: Well that sure is interesting. Hey Lils, since you're here, why don't you join us?

Lily: Why not!

Rocker: Troopas, you can consider Ernesth out of the competition, but Lily will be taking his place on your team.

The Troopas cheer again.

Rocker: Now, I wonder who will be the first loser to get kicked off our lovely island? I bought this really cool thing to use when I kick people off to, you'll all LOVE it. I know I do.

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The Terrifying Troopas win the first challenge by a hair! Can they continue to win the challenges and leave the Metroids in the dust or was this just a stroke of luck for the Troopas? Who will be the first loser of the whole game? Stay tuned for the elimination ceremony!

NSM:
1. (6 - Gutesh 1/9)
2. (4 - Nothing)
3. (15 - Nothing)
4. (2 - Nothing)
5. (5 - POP 2/9)
6. (10 - Nothing)
7. (1 - Toad85 3/9)
8. (3 - Nitwit 4/9)

9. (16 - Nothing)
10. (7 - NSY 5/9)
11. (8 - Nothing)
12. (12 - Nothing)
13. (17 - Nothing)
14. (9 - NEX 6/9)
15. (11 - Nothing)
16. (18 - Icey 7/9)
17. (13 - Nothing)
18. (14 - GBAToad 8/9)
19. (20 - Nothing)
20. (19 - LTQ 9/9)

METROIDS:
1. Trembling Troopa's Cabin (Toad85)
3. The Intern's Shack (Nitwit)
5. The Kitchen (POP)
6. That Tree Over There (Gutesh)
7. "The Cliff" (NSY)
9. Gutesh's Matress (NEX)
14. Underwater (GBAToad)
18. In a Bird's Nest (Icemario)
19. In A Canoe (LTQ)

Smasher:
1. (2 - Tantusar 1/9)
2. (1 - Nothing)
3. (15 - Nothing)
4. (11 - Nothing)
5. (12 - Cirdec 2/9)
6. (17 - MCD 3/9)

7. (6 - Nothing)
8. (3 - FE 4/9)
9. (4 - Nothing)
10. (20 - Smg2daisy 5/9)
11. (9 - Nothing)
12. (7 - BMB 6/9)
13. (16 - Nothing)
14. (13 - Nothing)
15. (8 - GKI 7/9)
16. (14 - Nothing)
17. (19 - Nothing)
18. (18 - Nothing)
19. (5 - Lily 8/9)
20. (10 - DF 9/9)


TROOPAS:
2. Maniacal Metroid's Cabin (Tantusar)
3. The Intern's Shack (FE)
5. The Kitchen (Lily/Ernesth)
7. "The Cliff" (BMB)
8. The UTDWR Plane Wreckage (GKI)
10. Deep Dark Cave (DF)
12. The Actual Bathrooms (Cirdec)
17. Inside An Aligator's Mouth (MCD)
20. Underground (Smg2daisy)

Since both NSM and Smasher found their last idol at the same time, whoever found the 8th idol the fastest was the one who was victorious.

When I figured out that NSM and Smasher both picked "BMB's Pants" as their 3rd location to check, I instantly knew what to do in the story. *Evil laugh*
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ The Beginning Death Race!

Kimberly Hart said:
Suddenly like some kind of epiphany both Smasher and NSM at once jump at bmb and begin shoving their hands down his pants. BMB screams like a little girl as they do this.

BMB: GET YOUR HANDS OUT OF MY PANTS.

NSM: Okay we'll there definitely isn't one down there.

Smasher: I can't believe I just did that.

BMB runs away into the woods, leaving his pants on the ground, ripped up

Easily one of the best things I've ever read on this forum.
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

yay we win
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

piss

well, at least it was close
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

oh yeah we beat you Well, at least it was a fair game, right?
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

The Maniacal Metroids gather around the campfire. They are all very uncomfortable. A couple of them exchange concerned looks.

Rocker: Welcome to our very first elimination ceremony!

Everyone groans

Rocker: As the first losers in the whole competition, lets see who is safe, shall we? I think you guys know the drill, if you receive a marshmallow, you are safe.

SMASHER, LTQ, GUTSEH, NEX

They are all tossed marshmallows. Everyone but Gutseh catches them without problem. Gutseh's hits his face and he licks it off.

Rocker: GBATOAD, NITWIT

The two of them let out relieved sighs as they catch their marshmallows.

Rocker: TOAD85, AND POP

Toad grabs his marshmallows as if he knew it was coming. POP was shaking so much she drops the marshmallow.

Rocker: And that leaves you two, NSY and Icemario.

The two of them look at each other and then at me, fear in their eyes.

Rocker: And the last marshmallow goes to....

NSY starts biting his nail. Icemario grips the edge of his wooden seat.

Rocker: NSY!

NSY: YES! I wasn't eliminated!

Icemario slouches in his seat, very disappointed. NSY catches his marshmallow. Before he eats it he examines it. The marshmallow is bright green and glowing. He freaks out and drops it. All of his hair falls off at once.

NSY: What the hell! My beautiful hair!

Rocker: Oh yes I forgot something. This season, the person who gets the last marshmallow, which is heavily radiated, is the loser!

NSY: WHAT?

Icemario: YES!

Icemario jumps up in excitement. NSY is too stunned to move. All of the metroids start yelling and causing chaos.

Rocker: Everyone shut up! My rules are my rules, even if I forgot to tell them to you. Now lets go see my new present.

Rocker walks over and grabs NSY, he escorts him to the docks with all the Metroids following. The Troopas hear the noise and show up as well. There is a large object under a sheet on the dock. Rocker rips it off and reveals a giant catapult. He lifts NSY into the catapult and grabs the lever.

Rocker: Any last words

NSY: I-

Rocker: TOO LATE

Rocker launches NSY into the distance. He cackles as he walks away, leaving both teams completely stunned.

Rocker: Get some sleep losers, you'll need it for the next challenge.

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What will happen in the next challenge, will the Troopas get lucky and win yet again, or will the Metroids revenge their fallen comrade and take the victory this time around. WHO KNOWS!?
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

poor nsy

going from winner of UTDWT

to eliminated first in UTDROTI
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

For a moment there, I thought my fears had been realized and I got outed for my puns. I got had, but I'll take it.

Vince McMahon said:
going from winner of UTDWT

I thought he came second?
 
Re: UTDROTI ~ A Dirty Search (Challenge 1 Results)

Glaceon said:
Vince McMahon said:
going from winner of UTDWT

I thought he came second?

SHUT UP WE DON'T TALK ABOUT A CERTAIN TRAITOR WINNING THAT SEASON

i'm trying to benoit it out of my head ok
 
worries about being eliminated during the entire wait

first one called safe
 
Lakituelrápido said:
ernesth100 said:
Am I still in this?
Pretty sure you got arrested by Lily.

I still wonder where she got those handcuffs.

Suddenly Lily jumps out from a bush and pins him down.

That's where he got arrested. And i might have the words wrong but who cares
 
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