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Yes, but I had the early version of the game and I actually did exactly that.
 
I actually did not patch my Skyward Sword on purpose to see if I could trigger the glitch myself. Oh silly me...
 
I dunno. I'm partial to the same magazine's review of Cybermorph, which sounds postively divine:

After braving the stormy skies of New York city, Kid Fan emerged with the first Atari Jaguar awarded to a game publication. After ripping open the Fed Ex box, we all gathered around the first 64 bit game system and plunked in Cybermorph...I got to play. 24 hours later, long after everyone else (except for my trusty Quadra operator) had left I emerged, totally fulfilled, with the strange feeling that after playing video Games for 9 years I had just played the first "real one". No longer am I tied down to going from point A to point B, I could go anywhere, anytime, and interact with crafts and characters all over each of fifty planets, for as long as I wanted. After rescuing my allotment of pods I can survey the world, taking out remaining enemies, playing with different viewpoints and examining structures. Each level is a different type of rescue mission requiring a completely new strategy than the last. Some moons are totally hostile while others require intense exploration and passive gameplay. I played for 3 hours to complete the first eight moons, then surprisingly met a boss on the ninth. At that point (I'm used to 16 bit games) I figured it was over. But I was wrong. Eight more appeared that required massive study to conquer. Then, after another twelve hours of engulfing gameplay, I reached the end once again, fought two huge gunships and figured, for sure, that was it. Again, I was wrong. Eight more planets appeared that I am still, two days later, studying.

IT turns out that there are fifty planets! Making this game, one that doesn't even nick the hardware, the longest I have ever played. All 3D, all rendering on the fly, filled with vivid, brilliant colors and detailed polygon enemies, that seem aware of my presence-I am thrilled with this game. So now, for me the face of gaming has totally changed. Now, I must imagine games like this that make use of the Jag's full potential. Texture mapped, rendering on the fly RPG's are now possible- games with huge worlds to explore are on the horizon. Action, shooting, role playing, adventure, the Jag will have it all! No Putt, Putt's, no Bird's Life, just solid inventive 64- bit games from programmers with imagination. This game was made by ATD, who's ATD? Whoever they are, they sure know how to make games. They got inside my head and that's what it's all about. Will everyone who plays Cybermorph feel as I do?...probably not. There are those, (I've already met some), who will turn it on, fly in to a planet, think they're just playing another shooter, die for sure, and exclaim...this is 64 bit? To those boneheads-I must say; you have to look deeper than that, this is the first game! It was probably started before the 64 bit processor housed inside was even invented. Look at the creativity, the sound, the intelligence. Cybermorph has great music in the intro, but the game itself whispers only the surreal sounds of each planet. The sounds of approaching missles, the rumbling of approaching transport vehicles, the hum of your thrusters, that's all you here and rightfully so- music would only interfere. In closing, I can only say that, with the Jaguar, Atari has won our support. The new machine is made here, in the highest quality I have ever seen and looks fantastic. Support? They will have it, because we all will own this system, at least most of our readers will. And you guys alone can spell success for a new system. Atari is back, come pet the cat.

Notes

This article was written directly after Mr. Halverson had consumed a large amount of coffee spiked with LSD. No, really.
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Dracomon said:
You succeeded then, right?
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Yes although I still had to use a cheat module because the patch somehow started me with 6 hearts. (I already used cheats b4 because of the controls so dw)
 
I hope we don't get any more gems from the 3DO, especially that one slideshow game that is advertised as full motion although it's 99% slideshow, wacky filters, surreal experience, horrible pictures...

Oh, also...

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That rainbow is evil.
 
If it wasn't a slideshow, and didn't have all those filters, I would have bought it (also if it wasn't on 3DO).
 
plumbers don't wear ties is just weird
it isnt even a game, more like a visual novel
 
Niime said:
plumbers don't wear ties is just weird
it isnt even a game, more like a visual novel
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A very bad one.

The Robot Masters said:
If it wasn't a slideshow, and didn't have all those filters, I would have bought it (also if it wasn't on 3DO).
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It would've been a completely different game by then.
 
Phoenix Games

I'm not even sure what to post first, but I got familiar with it simply because WalrusGuy used their "Dinosaur Adventure" in a YouTube Poop once.
 
Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe.

GOTY.
 
Hypochondriac Mario said:
Flowers of Robert Mapplethorpe.

GOTY.
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Nah, Big Rigs is better
 
Hypochondriac Mario said:
I hope we don't get any more gems from the 3DO, especially that one slideshow game that is advertised as full motion although it's 99% slideshow, wacky filters, surreal experience, horrible pictures...

Oh, also...

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That rainbow is evil.
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It's the unholy stamp of death.

(swearing ahead)
 
I love Angry Joe's review on Sonic Free Riders. It's hilarious.
 
NSY said:
Hypochondriac Mario said:
I hope we don't get any more gems from the 3DO, especially that one slideshow game that is advertised as full motion although it's 99% slideshow, wacky filters, surreal experience, horrible pictures...

Oh, also...

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That rainbow is evil.
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It's the unholy stamp of death.
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They're not that bad they have their own list of good games.

maybe a few ones that 3K likes.
 
Sylveon said:
They're not that bad they have their own list of good games.

maybe a few ones that 3K likes.
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They have a library of terrible games with only a few good ones

I don't think that excuses them from being not awful
 
OMG Ride to Hell, I love you (in a so bad, it's hilarious way).
 

This... is the first... Nyintyando DS... built.
 

OH MY, Oh My, oh my!! Why didn't Pie in the Sky win the FPS engine war??????
 
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