Funny video game quotes

Milo Thatch

Milo Thatch

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The Shadow Prince
Here's one:
Weird girl: Last time we met, you ruined my NAIL POLISH!!!
Sonic (Voice dripping with sarcasm) Oh, did I? I'm so, SO sorry.
 
"I'll call this place...Grooseland!"
 
"That lobster just got served!"

"with cheese biscuits and mash potatoes!"
 
Wii Party Host: First, you could travel to Canada to buy some maple syrup.
Proton Jon: What?! That's racist! That's racist! Also, why's it in Vancouver?! It should be in Quebec!
Wii Party Host: Next, you could travel to Mexico and get a sombrero!
Proton Jon: Okay, that's even more racist!
Wii Party Host: Finally, why not go to Brazil to buy some coffee beans?
Proton Jon: Okay, I'd say racist, but really, these are main exports.

Chuggaa: Okay Mario, play it again, play it again. OH MY GOD HE'S PLAYING IT AGAIN! OH MY GOD HE HAS OVER 800 COINS!
Proton Jon: No, he has 600.
Chuggaa: 600, whatever. Oh my God...
Proton Jon: This is really just the game's way of saying "Hey, you should've stayed as Mario..."
Chugga: It really is. You know what? Chance Time, bitches!

NCS: I am in the forest walking around, but my friend Geno cannot be found. I've been looking up and I've been looking down, but there's no sign of that blue ass clown. He was once a doll, but now he lives, life out of nowhere, so hey what gives? I have heard the monsters in here can be hell, will Mr. Blue Sky be fine by himself? I got a mushroom, whoop de doo. Key change for that man, I got to say, his PK Starstorm was not so yay, laid up in bed with a bump on my head, its quite a wonder that I'm not brain dead. I'm a little bitter, yes it may seem, but rather than scream I've got to find him. Now I could not tell you whether I'm going to get my revenge or will I help him out? Think I'll help him, but I got to find him in this maze, it's worse than swimming through mayonnaise. Much as I'd love stopping to make bouquets, much find his wooden ass before he decays, yeah.

Chugga: We're gonna call him Steve and we're not gonna like him.

Proton Jon: So I have both controllers in my hands right now, and I'm not letting Chugga touch either of them just yet. I believe it is Chugga and NCS and Chugga is player 1 and he is playing as Olimar.
Chugga: There's a chance I won't get red, there's a chance I won't get red.
Proton Jon: I'm pretty sure it defaults to red.
Chugga: Blue, yellow, white! Yellow! Blue! No! The last possible one!
Proton Jon: You lost the lottery.
Chugga: Why did I keep plucking? I could've made it with just 3.
Chugga: Why does this game have to make me die on this stage?! DIE DIE DIE!
Proton Jon: You're starting to scare me actually.
Chugga: Starting?
Proton Jon: As in actually scaring me, not "I worry about your sanity" scared.
Chugga: ITS IN HIS PORTRAIT!

Chugga: Thank you.
Proton Jon: Why? Why the thank you? Why the thank you? WHY THE THANK YOU?!
 
Mega Man: "Dr. Light, what do you think of these?"

Dr. Light: "Deez...? Zeems ta be enuhjee wesuhses! I dunno where dis enuhjee came fwom, but! It cannot leddit fall into Dogtah Wahwee's hands! You must recuvuh all da enuhjee immeedly, W...Mega Man!"

Mega Man: "But where IS Dr. Wily?"

Dr. Light: "Datz a guhd kwerstion. W-We made be able to locay anuddah enuhjee emission fwom da wadaw woom. When we fine dat medeuh, we'll fine Dogtah Wahwee!"

~Mega Man 8 cutscene
 
Chugga: My face is on a mountain!
Jon: You don't need to get the last word every single time.
Chugga: picklefishlips

Chugga: It kind of hurts when I do that.
Jon: Really?! Punching yourself hurts?!
 
Dimentio: "I'm not violent by nature, you know. I'd actually prefer to settle this peacefully, in fact. For instance, you wished to go back to your world. I could do that for you..."

Bowser: "Oh, PLEASE! Know what you smell like, weirdo? FEAR. Stop crying and fight!"
 
Tails: This must be the internal mechanism for the giant cannon we saw before.
Sonic: Hey, let's try firing that thing.
Knuckles: What?! Hey, come on now, don't do it Sonic! Hey, which way is the cannon facing?! Hey!

Vector: There you are, you mustached moron! He's the one right?
Team Chaotix client: Mustached moron?! I'm the world's greatest...ahem take him out quickly.

Virus King: You were a fool to seek me out, little navi! You dare to take on the most feared navi in the Undernet, the legendary Virus King?
Mega Man: The Virus King? Lan, be careful! This may be the strongest opponent we've ever faced!
Lan: No Mega Man, he's just an actor for the tv show!
Mega Man: oh, I get it. So he's really not that strong?
Virus King: C'mon guys! We're on live tv here! The viewers will get bored! We can't use this! Cut! Cut to another camera! All right, let's try a retake. We'll start with you searching for me in area 2. And please try to get a little more into your part, all right?

Virus King: Ah, so you're the foolish navi who wants to be deleted! You actually think you stand a chance at defeating me? Me, the one they call the Virus King?
Mega Man: You got it! I'm Mega Man and I came here to delete you!
Virus King: (That's the spirit). ATTACK!... How could you beat me?! What a powerful navi! *explodes*
Lan: What a crummy actor...
 
Between a wash machine, Tooty (banjo's sister) and an incredibly grotesque doll, made in Grunty's likenes

Banjo: Which one should we take?
Tooty: Me! Me! Me!
Kazooie: Err... How about that grotty ugly thing?
Banjo: I think we should take Tooty.
Kazooie: That's what I meant!
Banjo: Kazooie!!!
 
Kazooie says some of the best things, lol.
 
sure thing

When Kammy tells Bowser that Mario is in Rogueport

Bowser: Pfft.... what do I look like? His baby-sitter?
 
Kazooie said:
sure thing

When Kammy tells Bowser that Mario is in Rogueport

Bowser: Pfft.... what do I look like? His baby-sitter?
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personally most things said in the first 3 paper marios is pretty hilarious.
 
Certainly

Bowser: How many times do I have to tell those idiots? If you're the last one in, LOCK THE GATE!
 
Crunch: Crash! Stay away, little buddy! I can't control myself!
Aku-Aku: Just take the helmet off, already!
Crunch: You don't understand! Show... awesome! Monkeys!
Dr. Nitrus Brio: Ha ha ha ha! Yes! Fight your 'little buddy'. Teach him who invented who! Strike him with your large man-hand!
Crunch: I obey! Eat... enough... FIBER!
 
"No sexual harassment! Only I can sexually harass!"
 
"THE BADDLE HAZ JUSD BEGUNN! JUST DIE, X! XXX! JUSDIE!"

"I'LLSHOWYOUWHATATERRORISALLABOUT! DIE! ZERO! ZEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOO!"

~Sigma, Mega Man X6
 
"Remember the N. Brio patinant phrase, "reduce, reuse, REVENGE!". I created slinkies! Stop playing with them, because they're mine! "
 
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