Funny video game quotes

"Bowser keeps appearing like an ugly rabbit out of a hat of a magician who stinks!"

~Fawful, Bowser's Inside Story
 
'My homeland? It's called Ontario. Do you know it? It's a northern land, cold as a witch's teat.' - Raquna, Etrian Odyssey Untold
 
Chugga: It's locked. Someone can be heard calling for help on the other side.
Mario: Wuah!
Chugga: It's locked. Someone can be heard crying on the other side.
Luigi: Ohhohoho!
Chugga: It locked, someone can be heard growling on the other side.
:wario: DOHIMISSED!

Chugga: Says Luigi is the best most broken character in the game, dies in the first mission playing as him! WAY TO GO EMILE!

Chugga: YOU SON OF A CANADIAN!
 
I like that one scene where the Puni Elder and Kammy are arguing, where Bowser is thinking of something, and one of this choices is "Cool, a battle between the hags".
 
Bentley: Any problems with that guy?
Sly Cooper: Said he wanted to be buried in his Mom's pasta sauce.
Bentley: Yeah... that's, uh, that's strange.
 
I've recently discovered the Freespace II mod Second Great War Part II and I hereby make the claim it is the most significant cultural product of the 21st century. Case in point:

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For some reason, we aren't satisfied.

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(The selfless sacrifice of the GVD Self-Destruct will be remembered for generations to come)

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Well, are you?

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