Name something stupid you did in your early childhood.

[PeskyPlumbers64]

I ate bacon grease that I mistook for cream of wheat.

 

[DragonFreak]

I mistake tea for grape juice. Wait, I still do that.

 

[Giga12]

I also jumped off a second-story building. No injuries, never broken a bone in my life.

 

[Amphituber]

I also jumped off a second-story building. No injuries, never broken a bone in my life.

HARDCORE PARKOUUUUUR

 

[User4042]

Swore without knowing i was, like when i was 4 or 5

This. My cousin told me a word starting with f and rhyming with duck was a bad word, and I said "****? That's not a bad word!"

 

[Zae]

ask a woman how old she was


never again

 

[Guiliant]

Painted my mom's watch with nail polish

 

[Boozooka]

let's see, oh right when I was born.

Lame shots aside, when I was seven I got in one of those little cars a, well, seven year old would fit in. Uh, had my bro push it down our very steep driveway. It hits a rock, flips on its side, and continues sliding until it hits the garage door. I'm bruised but fine, and the next day, get in and have him full speed it down the driveway, and see if it can go into the garage if he, with the remote, opens the door around the same time. He hits the button too late, but it matters not, I go into the median. Hard. Next day we sold the car.

The NEXT day I walk into someone who's turning around after unloading A METAL HOCKEY STICK from a shed. Oh boy did it hurt.

Safe to say, life sucked then.