Lolcrawler carved a heart shape in Drifts head using A lightsaber ripoff of excalibur sold at brandsmart, wallgreens, publix, and Piggly-wiggly, and a heart cookie cutter to make sure it has the exact right proportions, or 6 inches wide, and five inches tall, and not have a single mistake in the curves, and then stuffed it with pumpkin seeds in it to act as if I was making a Jack-o-lantern. To continue Lolcrawler's Jack-o-lantern theme, Lolcrawler carved out his eyes and and made a large triangle shape where it was, severed his nose, then made a haunting jagged smile.
This week's King of Frags is Amphituber with 3 frags.
1. Amphituber - 3
2. All others - 1
This week's Most Unique Weapon was Drift's Machine of Eternal Knowledge and Doom.
This week's Craziest Frag was when Sir Komlin IV gave Takumi the disease Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis by stuffing ash and dust down your throat until you get it.
Special mention goes to Lolcrawler for having the Most Deeply Disturbing Frag (his carving a heart shape in Drifts head and doing a whole ton of other weird shit) [Seriously, what the hell]
YoshiMonsta flattened Misty with a steamroller that has oddly shaped rocks attached, which provides not only a bumpy ride, but a slow and painful end for anyone who comes in its path. It also has level 2 seat warmers for comfort-ability levels over 9,000. The brand that made was Torturing co., who as the name entitles, specialized in making torturing devices for people like me. The only problem was that the steamroller ran out of gas on top of Misty, crushing the entire body, and forcing me to push it off.
Lolcrawler assasinated YM with a Army of robotic pigs that can fire out bacon, fly, launch carrot rockets, detach arms to bludgeon opponents, become posh, devour yoshis, go through adolence, break dance, watch youtube, wear a fez, win American idol, square dance, play texas hold'em, crush steam rollers, read Gulliver's travels, put you to sleep, feed manatees, camouflage, post in the marioboards, go by the pseudonym of Lolcrawler, Ventriloquize (or whatever) and have a tendency to malfunction whenever in contact with olive oil, show tunes, Russian roulette, good video games, Dr. Seuss, Waluigi (who doesn't, considering how jaw-droppingly gorgeous), metal gear, oil (solar powered), diamond swords, wooden swords, stone swords, iron swords, minecraft, and lets not forget, water