Other Marvel Movies(Non-MCU)

Haha some of those comments on IGN are right on the money. He does look like a blue Ivan Ooze a bit. Not necessarily bad but it's not really all that great, either.

storm and psylocke look great, though
 
lol, i didn't even read the comments, that's funny.

GalacticPetey said:
Man, thank God I don't care about this movie.
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it's hard bein an x-men fan sometimes *x-men 3 flashbacks*
 
ive yet to watch days of future past before i start caring of apocalypse

and also i finally have to watch x men 2 one of these days because i still didnt
 
http://www.bbc.co.uk/newsbeat/article/33750796/fantastic-four-cast-havent-seen-the-final-film-yet---and-its-out-in-a-few-days

hey this is going to suck

but we knew that
 
there are times when bending rules is okay

deadpool trailer is one of them

i'll post the sfw version
 
horses tbh said:
>tfw you probably cant see that in cinema because its probably going to be rated 18+
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>actually rated 16+

gotta love german movie rating systems

yeah this movie is approved.
 
I wasn't as ready for the Deadpool movie as I thought I was I knew it was going to be violent but I wasn't expecting it to be that kind of violent. Also I happened to be sitting next to my mother becaue all she'd heard about the movie was that it was funny.

But just as he got his plan involving the match into motion, the projector broke and everyone got refunds and went home. I think I'll give it another try when it's on DVD.
 
SiFi said:
But just as he got his plan involving the match into motion, the projector broke and everyone got refunds and went home. I think I'll give it another try when it's on DVD.
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seriously

thats actually kek but i guess also really shitty
 
SiFi said:
But just as he got his plan involving the match into motion, the projector broke and everyone got refunds and went home. I think I'll give it another try when it's on DVD.
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For a second, I thought you were saying that's what actually happened in the film, lol.
 

uh oh

The old man and the sea is the story of a fight between and elderly, accomplished fisherman, Santiago, and a really big fish. Like... HUGE. The story opens with Santiago suffering eighty four days without catching a fish because he's the unluckiest son of a bitch on planet earth. Honesty, if you were in a boat for eighty four days, it'd be hard NOT to catch a fish... even by accident. Santiago was so unlucky that his apprentice, Manolin, was forbidden by his Ma and Pa to fish with him. But as the Fresh Prince used to say, "Parents just don't understand". So the boy visits Santiago's shack anyway, ignoring the inherent risks of unsupervised playtime with an eldery man who talks to himself. Manolin helps out, moving Santiago's fishing gear, making food, and talking about baseball. Especially Joe DiMaggio, who used to bump fuzzies with Marilyn Monroe. The next day, Santiago tells Manolin that he's going way out into the gulf Stream. WAY OUT north of Cuba. Lady Luck is returning. On the eighty-fifth day of his crappy lunch, Santiago drops his lines and by noon, gets a bite from what feels like a big-ass fish. He's sure he's a winner. He fights and fights and fights and fights but can't pull the monster in.Santiago's leaky old boat is pulled by the fish for two days and nights as he holds on for dear life. Even though he's bloody and beat, Santiago begins to appreciate this mighty adversary. He starts calling him "Brother" or maybe even "Bro". It's sort of a love story if you really think about it. And like most romantic comedies, the reader pictures a delightful outfit changing montage, followed by the inevitable interspecies wedding. But on the third day, Santiago is freakin' EXHAUSTED, and decides he just wants the fish to do what he says and not always swim wherever it wants. So he stabs it. With a fucking harpoon. It's a mess. Super gross. Blood everywhere. Because, like many men his age, Santiago has difficulty expressing his emotions and fears with words instead of giving in to base desires and imposing his gigantically terrible position on any given subject through unblinking violence. Typical. Anyway, he straps the marlin to the side of his skiff and hits the road home, read to act like a total show off to everyone and probably gouge people on the price. But guess what? Pretty soon sharks begin to attack the bleeding Marlin's carcass, because as we all know, life is a tragic opera and just when you think you've finally found something good and true, sharks come along and rip it all to fucking shreds while dry-humping your dignity with their crazy-weird shark dicks. Sure, Santiago tries killing a few of them, but drops his harpoon because his hands are just as old as he is. By nighttime, the sharks have pretty much eaten the entire marlin. Only a bleach-white skeleton remains, silently mocking him in the murky darkness. Santiago realizes he's still unlucky, REALLY unlucky (DUH!) Ma calls the sharks "dream killers". Which isn't really all that fair, I mean, the sharks were just doing their job and the marlin... Jesus, don't even get me started on the marlin. It was just hanging out one day, minding it's own business, maybe thinking about ways it could be a better provider for it's family and WHAM! Harpoon in the brain. Who's the "Dream killer" now, fuckface! The hypocrisy is pretty much boundless at this point. Eventually Santiago makes it ashore. Leaving the bones of the marlin and the boat, he hobbles to his shack. He makes it home and crashes, like I said - He's super tired. The next morning, a group of fisherman gather around Santiago's boat. One measures the skeleton and, holy shit shingles! It's over 18 feet! The head of the fish is given to Pedrico (Strange that this is the first mention of him) and the other fishermen ask Manolin to send their glad tidings to the old man. Manolin brings Santiago newspapers and coffee when he wakes and they decide to fish together again. Many years later there's a Red Lobster restaurant in nearly every city in America offering a casual dining experience and convenient parking.
 
http://imgur.com/a/0Efqs

leaked concept art for deadpool 2, best to take it with a grain of salt as i dont think theres a legitimate source, but we can all chuckle at the possibility of brad pitt cable.

kind of hoping they arent legit as that looks more like misty knight instead of domino.
 
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