Which newcomer will you play as first?

[Ray Trace]

Is that a Mii or a robot?

It's a beast that eats your hair while you sleep

 

[Lumastar]

Is that a Mii or a robot?

It's a beast that eats your hair while you sleep

What are you saying? It's good ol' Mario!

 

[Ray Trace]

Is that a Mii or a robot?

It's a beast that eats your hair while you sleep

What are you saying? It's good 'ol Mario.

Yeah there's Mario, and there's what I was talking about.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Is that a Mii or a robot?

It's a beast that eats your hair while you sleep

What are you saying? It's good 'ol Mario.

Yeah there's Mario, and there's what I was talking about.

...so Mario is a beast that eats your hair while you sleep.

 

[Ray Trace]

Is that a Mii or a robot?

It's a beast that eats your hair while you sleep

What are you saying? It's good 'ol Mario.

Yeah there's Mario, and there's what I was talking about.

...so Mario is a beast that eats your hair while you sleep.

That makes zero sense. How can you not distinguish Mario and awful Miis that are supposed to be Mario?

 

[Lumastar]

Is that a Mii or a robot?

It's a beast that eats your hair while you sleep

What are you saying? It's good 'ol Mario.

Yeah there's Mario, and there's what I was talking about.

...so Mario is a beast that eats your hair while you sleep.

That makes zero sense. How can you not distinguish Mario and awful Miis that are supposed to be Mario?

Spoiler

Bigley eats your hair at night.