Seriously, what's with that Pink Gold Peach?

[Nysic]

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.

 

[Fawfulthegreat64]

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.

Why hasn't the professor himself gotten to fucking race yet.

 

[Crackin355]

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.

Why hasn't the professor himself gotten to fucking race yet.

because race didn't give E Gadd his consent. E Gadd doesn't want to go to prison.

 

[Cirdec]

Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.

 

[Ray Trace]

Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.

Yet babies driving is perfectly fine....?

 

[Nysic]

E. Gadd has bad eyesight, so he can't race.

Then again I guess Petey Piranha doesn't even have eyes.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

E. Gadd needs to be playable.

 

[Cirdec]

Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.

Yet babies driving is perfectly fine....?

Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:

Of course they can race.

 

[Ray Trace]

Elvin Gadd says he too old for catching ghosts, so he is too old for riding a bike, standing the evil bob-ombs, thunderbolts and blue shells explosions.

Yet babies driving is perfectly fine....?

Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:

Of course they can race.

Only Baby Mario and Baby Luigi which is a reason they're awesome

Racing is a much more disastrous torturous event compared to that though

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:

Of course they can race.

But everyone knows they can't hold their own in Mario Party events.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:

Of course they can race.

But everyone knows they can't hold their own in Mario Party events.

Unless they get help from

 

[Boo Diddly]

Mario Kart 10- Queen Boo

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Babies are capable to stand and defeat this thing:

Of course they can race.

But everyone knows they can't hold their own in Mario Party events.

Unless they get help from

can't when he needs to focus on his own survival after having many injuries inflicted on him.

Mario Kart 10- Queen Boo

Metal Baby Queen Boo is more likely.

 

[User4042]

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.

This is the best headcanon.

can't when he needs to focus on his own survival after having many injuries inflicted on him.

But if Baby Mario dies, it would cause a paradox.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It's Pink Gold Peach, anything related to her is the best.

 

[Potted Piranha Plant]

One day in the Mushroom Kingdom, Peach was invited by E. Gadd to test his new Fabuloserizer. Peach accepted the offer and stepped into the machine. However, an error in the machine caused a clone to appear, completely made of pink gold. This clone had all of Peach's memories. However, the clone was sad because she had a speech impediment. She didn't want to be gold, but the Fabuloserizer was broken and couldn't reverse the effects. To make up for it, Peach offered for the clone to join them in some kart racing. She accepted, and thus Mario Kart 8 happened.

This is the best headcanon.

can't when he needs to focus on his own survival after having many injuries inflicted on him.

But if Baby Mario dies, it would cause a paradox.

... Yet Mario still hits him in Mario Kart. :P

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Mario would still exist if Baby Mario died.

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Mario would still exist if Baby Mario died.

How?

 

[Potted Piranha Plant]

Mario would still exist if Baby Mario died.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Because the Baby Mario you see here, although he is still Mario, is actually in an alternate reality in the past. Nobody realizes it, but the E. Gadd time machine really did fudge up and transported the characters in another dimension. After all, time isn't as linear as you think.

tl;dr
Because screw logic.

 

[Nysic]

Because the Baby Mario you see here, although he is still Mario, is actually in an alternate reality in the past. Nobody realizes it, but the E. Gadd time machine really did fudge up and transported the characters in another dimension. After all, time isn't as linear as you think.

That explains why nobody remembers the Shroob invasion. Or it could just be this: MarioWiki:BJAODN/Games#Mario_.26_Luigi:_Partners_in_Time

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

Because the Baby Mario you see here, although he is still Mario, is actually in an alternate reality in the past. Nobody realizes it, but the E. Gadd time machine really did fudge up and transported the characters in another dimension. After all, time isn't as linear as you think.

td;lr
Because screw logic.

I'm confused now.

 

[Potted Piranha Plant]

Because the Baby Mario you see here, although he is still Mario, is actually in an alternate reality in the past. Nobody realizes it, but the E. Gadd time machine really did fudge up and transported the characters in another dimension. After all, time isn't as linear as you think.

tl;dr
Because screw logic.

"Because screw logic."
You could've saved time and said "Baby Rosalina". :P

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

It does explain a lot, now that you mention Baby Rosalina.

 

[Crackin355]

Actually, it's because the Baby Mario in Mario Kart isn't actually the baby version of Mario but rather a baby impersonating his hero.