Theories about how does Peach easily get kidnapped while Mario is on his way.

[User4042]

 

[Lin Beifong]

Those hearts are clearly coming from Mario's side. The look on Peach's face says "Oh well this is kind of silly but I'm going to put up with it anyway".

 

[User4042]

The wiki says it's confirmed on NoE's Mario subpage, and so do other sites, but it only lists Mario games,

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[Lin Beifong]

NoE? Not even Japan? How silly! We shouldn't trust those europeans with our Mario matters. They are too important.

Canonicity denied!

 

[Zae]

Peach can't decide between Mario and Bowser.

Mario is a nice guy, but she just isn't sexually attracted to him.

On the other hand, Bowser really turns her on, but he's a dick.

I think she should dump them both.

and obviously be mine.

 

[Dr. Peach]

Oh boy I think Peach needs to get more stronger. I think she needs the NES Power Gloves and the Konami LaserScope to make her stronger.

and

 

[Magikrazy]

She is capable of kicking Bowser's ass. We've seen her do that.

Either Bowser is putting something in her Chuckola Cola or she likes getting kidnapped.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Neither we have any proof she is heterosexual. Did we know if she did naughty things with Mario? No.

When Mario saves Peach, she kisses him and a heart flies.

The desire for sex is not the same as romance.

Mario could be an asexual, but can still fall in love with Peach as far as anyone cares.

 

[Dr. Peach]

So how does the NES Power Glove and Konami LaserScope do to make Peach stronger? Will it give her Power when she is confined? Will her using words work while the Konami LaserScope does a similar thing as in the AVGN videos?

 

[Shy Guy Forever]

So how does the NES Power Glove and Konami LaserScope do to make Peach stronger? Will it give her Power when she is confined? Will her using words work while the Konami LaserScope does a similar thing as in the AVGN videos?

Aaaand you mentioned the AVGN again.

 

[Lumastar]

Bowser is power.
Mario is courage.
Peach is wisdom?

 

[Dr. Peach]

So how does the NES Power Glove and Konami LaserScope do to make Peach stronger? Will it give her Power when she is confined? Will her using words work while the Konami LaserScope does a similar thing as in the AVGN videos?

Aaaand you mentioned the AVGN again.

It's just my constant habit.

 

[Dr. Peach]

So is the Power Glove and Konami LaserScope going to make Peach stronger than before?

 

[Vommack]

Has it still not occurred to you that maybe, just maybe, this double posting thing is a bad idea?

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

So is the Power Glove and Konami LaserScope going to make Peach stronger than before?

Is this a serious question? Internet sarcasm can be quite hard to detect..

 

[Vommack]

So is the Power Glove and Konami LaserScope going to make Peach stronger than before?

Is this a serious question?

I know, right? The Virtual Boy is clearly the way to go here.

 

[Dr. Peach]

So is the Power Glove and Konami LaserScope going to make Peach stronger than before?

Is this a serious question?

Yes it is a serious question POP.

 

[PrincessOfPeaches]

Yes it is a serious question POP.

Sorry, I sometimes find it quite hard to distinguish sarcasm from seriousness on the internet.

I know, right? The Virtual Boy is clearly the way to go here.

Yeah, anything else will most likely result in disaster.

 

[Dr. Peach]

Yes it is a serious question POP.

Sorry, I sometimes find it quite hard to distinguish sarcasm from seriousness on the internet.

I know, right? The Virtual Boy is clearly the way to go here.

Yeah, anything else will most likely result in disaster.

So back to the question. Do you really think the NES's Power Glove and Konami's LaserScope would make Peach stronger to kick so much ass that even when confined she can use the Konami LaserScope and speak into it to make it shoot lasers to defeat Bowser?

 

[Aiko Heiwa]

what the fuck is this thread

 

[Magikrazy]

It's a group of people attempting to communicate with a cassette tape that's on repeat.

We've all gone insane, and we're only becoming more so every post.

 

[banjonator1]

they make cassette players that can play on repeat?

you learn something new every day

 

[Magikrazy]

Yeah, I just invented one just now.

The only problem is it doesn't work.

Or exist.

 

[Dr. Peach]

No, it's a thread about how Peach easily gets kidnapped while she invites Mario to her castle for party.

 

[DragonFreak]

The only time I recall that happening was SM64 and SM64DS