Your favourite examples of Rare Sentences on the wiki?

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Looked more like Funky and Larry the Lobster accidentally went through a teleporter together IMO

 

[Koopa con Carne]

Bowser's army have learned starvation tactics

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

The doctor subliminally convinces Mario and Luigi that Liz is actually a crazy woman

 

[zel]

i just looked at the donkey kong planet articles and theyre a GOLDMINE

The scene cuts to a drunk (living) Donkey Kong

a weary narrator then responds "He's nice, yes, but he's a total pain in the ass".

the zombie heads to a supply locker to get a stapler, but instead finds "a hideous creature born out of a demented mind" - a math teacher.

Immediately after, Donkey Kong burst open the door and starts naming several polygons.

Four Candy Kongs then come out of the car and one of them asks Funky, in an Italian accent, if he's looking for trouble.

Another Diddy Kong with glasses, a shirt, and a white diaper is then shown yelling while the other Diddy Kong is still yelling.

 

[Shoko]

Donkey and Cranky Kong approaching a Plump Yellow Fruit; in other words, a kind of item container.

 

[Glowsquid]

i just looked at the donkey kong planet articles and theyre a GOLDMINE

Don't forget

Using her "wits and determination", Candy finally finds a way to defeat vampires: eating them. The camera then pans over to show Candy Kong's fattened-up thighs.

(Was really tempted to write "thicc" there...)

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

Prince Froggy approves these messages

 

[Ray Trace]

Without the rest of his body, he gets a sad face but when he gets his body back, he gets a smile.

 

[zel]

One series of comic titled "こーんな別荘がほしかった" ("I wanted such a villa!") features Princess Peach using her tree house to trick her pals, such as inviting them to a shower where the "water" is cicada pee,

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

File:Sorbetislandbug.png

This is the image that great file name belongs to

The file name is very flavorful. Sorbet Island!

 

[Shoko]

I wish sorbetislandbug.png was an ice-cream flavour.

 

[Shoko]

The Wiggler Segments were, at first, attached to Wiggler like all other normal Wigglers.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

I know it's a mask but I just like to imagine the unseasoned Super Mario World player going, "why is Mario holding his own head and staring at that Lakitu?"

 

[JC.]

the Toadies found his crying to be annoying, so they left him alone in World 3-5.

 

[Mount Wario]

I know it's a mask but I just like to imagine the unseasoned Super Mario World player going, "why is Mario holding his own head and staring at that Lakitu?"

It's funny but they could've probably made a better unlockable for beating the special world. I would've loved it if this game had had a hard mode like SMB1 or something.

 

[Shoko]

Honestly it's what Kersti is best at.

 

[Alex95]

"File:Questioningcoin.jpg"

Does a Questioning Coin question its purpose?

 

[Doc von Schmeltwick]

In the move, the adults, in Bros. Ball form, roll over the babies, flattening them into disk-shapes.

Ahh yes, my favorite video game feature, squishing babies.

 

[LeftyGreenMario]

Red Yoshi and King Boo at a drive-in comedy show.

This image is used to illustrate Pianta in the wiki, but I like it.

 

[zel]

not so much of a rare sentence (though it literally is if you think about it LMAO) as it is something i just found unreasonably funny. as quite the way to describe a distinct enemy

"It looks like Klump can shoot."
—Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest SNES instruction booklet, page 29

 

[Glowsquid]

Guess it is unfathomably lame to quote something I wrote myself, but fawk it

Donkey Kong complains about the lack of UFO despite reports of there being one in the area, failing to notice the UFO right behind him. As he does so, a man is crushed by the duo's car due to Donkey Kong failing to properly lock the hand brake. Due to the incident, Donkey and Candy are transferred to the "lamest department in the FBI"

 

[Cocoa]

why does the fungus room amuse me

 

[Ray Trace]

I know this isn't really on-topic but all of the users who liked Glowsquid's post at the time I post this amuse the hell out of me.

 

[Bob Craples]

" Wario's room is full of monsters and other characters from horror films and stories, such as Jason Voorhees, Chuckie, and Leatherface."

 

[Cocoa]

Not sure if this counts buuuuuuutttt