SPIN THE BOWSER ROULETTE

[Mintiously]

*IN THE CAGE*

 

[Mintiously]

*takes off glasses, knife in pocket*

 

[Boo Diddly]

Please don't double post, GabbyHayes.

 

[Lumastar]

*Opens Orange Box*

Huh? IT's EMPTY! THERE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A ZTAR IN IT! I GUESS IT ESCAPED.

NOTE: The missing Ztar will now appear in a random post. Watch out!

Posts until Bowser Time: 3

 

[Mintiously]

ANYWAY, LET'S PLAY DIZZY ROTISSERIE! YOU MUST REACH THE EXIT IN THE TIME LIMIT AFTER BEING SPUN IN A CAGE. SINCE YOU ARE DIZZY YOU WILL HAVE TROUBLE WALKING STRAIGHT. IF YOU LOSE, I WILL TAKE COINS FROM YOU AND YOU WILL GET ROASTED. PEASE GET IN YOUR CAGES!

PEASE GET IN YOUR CAGES.

PEASE

 

[Boo Diddly]

In cage

 

[Mintiously]

LETS BEGIN! *cage starts spining*

 

[YuruNex]

BOWSER TIME AGAIN!

 

[marioman1213]

*cage starts spinning*

WAIT I JUST ATE FIVE-- BBBBLLLLAAAAUUGGHHHH!

 

[Mintiously]

EWWW, GROSS!

 

[Lumastar]

BOWSER TIME AGAIN!

BOWSER TIME WILL BEGIN AFTER THE MINIGAME ENDS. ALSO, YOU BETTER NOT HAVE EATEN A LOT, OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE THIS GUY:

*cage starts spinning*

WAIT I JUST ATE FIVE-- BBBBLLLLAAAAUUGGHHHH!

KOOPA KIDS, DROP THE CAGES!

 

[marioman1213]

*kneels forward on knees, groans*

 

[Mintiously]

*cages drop, I moonwalk out*

 

[Boo Diddly]

*pukes*

 

[marioman1213]

*gets up, slowly walks to exit*

 

[YuruNex]

*was in cage but got out, is somehow not dizzy, walks to the exit rather slowly*

 

[Mintiously]

*is not dizzy anymore, waits by exit*

 

[Lumastar]

YOU BETTER EXIT SOON GABBY, AND YOU'RE NOT LOOKING TOO GOOD UNIKITTY.

 

[YuruNex]

*exits*

 

[Mintiously]

*Same*

 

[Lumastar]

You got five minutes, Unikitty!

 

[Mintiously]

*sits with bowser* ...Apple?

 

[Lumastar]

*sits with bowser* ...Apple?

Give me it.

*bites at apple, piercing Gabby's hand*

Koopa Kids, take Gabby to the infirmary.

 

[Mintiously]

YOW! What the *bleep*, man?! USE YOUR HANDS!

*Gives him a hurt look, giving him the apple*

*with a worried look, I follow the koopa kids*

Will I be ok? I hope this service is better than Dr. Mario's

I think...

 

[Mintiously]

TIME'S UP!