Continue the story.

Under Chrom was Ridley, who was so injured that he couldn't be playable in SSB4, despite Sakuri's Intentions to make him playable. "It's a secret to everyone." He said to the travellers as he handed them stacks of cash.
 
Sakurai said she would have to prove herself. "Show me your best moves," he said.
 
Ninelevendo said:
She did the legendary move "Direct", which involves doing the Iwata sign for Nintendo Directs.

(MY SPOTLIGHT. GABBY BELONGS TO ME)
Gabby did a flipkick, then she threw Goombas in the air, then she got out a sword, and sliced them, then she got out a smash ball, attacked it, and did her best final smash...


She transformed into her own type of super form, *cough cough* Orange colored *cough cough*
and attacked bob-ombs, then her eyes flashed, and the next thing you know, they were sliced and defused.

"Did I get in?"
 
It turns out Sakuris was trolling her and had ran away during that demonstration.


If you put yourself in a story, expect others to do something stupid with it.
 
"WRONG! Karma doesn't exist!"
Sakurai escaped. He continued production of SSB4...
The End.
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There's been an update to the rules.

Itsfreakinludwig said:
Someone types a sentence or paragraph to begin a story. The next one to post continues the story with something to match, or something that doesn't. You can't post twice in a row. When someone thinks the story should end, type something saying so like "The End". And then start a new story. One story should be at least 15 posts long. If someone has already started a new story, do not start another right after until it is over.
One day, in a forest, a little kitten was walking by. He was then hit in the head with a golf ball. The ball was sent by...
 
Mario. He chased after the ball only to find the kitten.

"Whats-a wrong, kitty?"

The kitten looked at the golf ball.

"Oh, Im-a so sorry! I'll take-a care of you!"

He took the kitten home after golf. This is where the story gets better
 
The kitten looked around Mario's home. His faced curled into an evil grin. He took out a phone and said, "I got in! He doesn't suspect a thing."
"Perfect! This plan is working perfectly..." said a burly voice. The kitten was, in truth, :bowjr: in a magical disguise, using a new magic bandana.
 
:bowjr: comes out of his disquise and chases Luigi around the Mushroom before Luigi faints becUse he is tired then Bowser Jr. throws him in his airship.
 
Paimtbrush of course

Inside the airship, Bowser Jr. gives Luigi to Mortan to eat. Then Wendy comes and argues over who should eat Luigi.
 
How wasnt it his Paintbrush? He can grab it out of nowhere, so that aint a problem. Unless it isnt paint.

It just so happened that they had also captured Wario, who had been slow roasted for 76 Hours, due to the fact that it was impossible to roast away his tonnes of fat.
 
"Are we seriously going to eat Wario?" Said Bowser Junior.
"I know vat to eat instead...ehehe..." Ludwig looked menacingly at Junior and licked his lips. :bowjr: started to back away nervously...
Suddenly, Ludwig pounced!
 
Bowser Jr. grabbed Ludwig's, head to stop him, which ripped off to reveal that it was actually Mario in a disguise. "I'm-a gonna save you! But not-a Wario. I hate him and he's-a too fat." Mario yelled as he jumped over Morton's head.
 
Mario was then hit with fire. "Nobody impersonates me and lives to tell zee story!" said (the real) Ludwig angrily. He grabbed Mario, then swallowed him in one gulp.
 
But it turned out that "Mario" was Waluigi in disguise. Mario then came running out of the door and jumped on Wario's head. "You MONSTER!!!"
 
Ninelevendo said:
But it turned out that "Mario" was Waluigi in disguise. Mario then came running out of the door and jumped on Wario's head. "You MONSTER!!!"
"Vait, VAT?! Feeling sick, Ludwig went to the bathroom. Barfing sounds were heard.

Meanwhile, Mario consumed a Super Acorn and started attacking the other Koopalings.
 
Itsfreakinludwig said:
Ninelevendo said:
But it turned out that "Mario" was Waluigi in disguise. Mario then came running out of the door and jumped on Wario's head. "You MONSTER!!!"
"Vait, VAT?! Feeling sick, Ludwig went to the bathroom. Barfing sounds were heard.

Meanwhile, Mario consumed a Super Acorn and started attacking the other Koopalings.
Suddenly King Bob-omb came in with a gun. "What is all zis racket?" He saw Mario and yelled, "SQUIRREL!" He aimed the gun and fired.
 
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