"I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 50 / 50) It is done!

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DragonFreak said:
I will come.
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Thank you, I ask you and all other attendants to wear a veil over their face.
 
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THAT WASN'T EVEN A PUN
 
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DragonFreak said:
Walkazo x Book Golem OTP

^This is canon right?
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b-but...
then there's no place for edo x book golem

or even edo x walk

^my otp
 
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Wonder whether my skills as someone who can legally marry will come into play.
 
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I'm more curious as to whether or not you'll actually show off your divorce counsellor skills.
 
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Azusa Nakano said:
I'm more curious as to whether or not you'll actually show off your divorce counsellor skills.
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Quit being a pessimist.
 
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Duskull said:
Azusa Nakano said:
I'm more curious as to whether or not you'll actually show off your divorce counsellor skills.
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Quit being a pessimist.
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but what's gonna happen to the Golem if Walkazo wins? Will her love for organised library systems be trumped by her newfound love of a gigantic golem o' books, or will she do away with the poor creature in pursuit of her original goal?

If it's the latter, the golem may need divorce counselling beforehand.
 
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If she dismantles the golem to sort it out, the golem will be dead and will therefore not require divorce counselling.
 
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Duskull said:
If she dismantles the golem to sort it out, the golem will be dead and will therefore not require divorce counselling.
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It'll be much harder for her to destroy the golem if it loves her, therefore if she wants to dismantle it, you'll need to step in and make sure the golem understands that it might have never had a chance to begin with

I mean what kind of heartless person would want to dismantle a book golem that has feelings for them, it'd be like stabbing someone with a crush on you because you weren't interested
 
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Or it might be like letting your favourite minion receive a massive hit to the face so it doesn't miss your precious shotgun.
 
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Duskull said:
Or it might be like letting your favourite minion receive a massive hit to the face so it doesn't miss your precious shotgun.
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obviously Walkazo has her priorities straight

awesome shotgun >>>>> hunky yoshi minion :yoshi:
 
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Yeah, but seeing as how cruelly she treats her favourite minion, I'm sure she'd have no qualms about destroying a golem she's only using for a plan.
 
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Duskull said:
Yeah, but seeing as how cruelly she treats her favourite minion, I'm sure she'd have no qualms about destroying a golem she's only using for a plan.
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Nah, she can't destroy the golem, that was the point of its existence. No matter how much she wants to, her greedy dragon mind won't let her do it. Consciously at least.

That probably pisses her off immensely, so that may be the reason why she is doubly cruel to whoever she CAN be cruel to at the moment.
 
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Mr. Edo said:
Duskull said:
Yeah, but seeing as how cruelly she treats her favourite minion, I'm sure she'd have no qualms about destroying a golem she's only using for a plan.
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Nah, she can't destroy the golem, that was the point of its existence. No matter how much she wants to, her greedy dragon mind won't let her do it. Consciously at least.

That probably pisses her off immensely, so that may be the reason why she is doubly cruel to whoever she CAN be cruel to at the moment.
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that's some cruel magic right there.

Books can still be purged from the golem because Marowak managed to slice its arm clean off, though I guess that was because the razor-skin spell was yours too...

So... bummer. Still, having a kickass golem made out of your favourite books would be arguably cooler than an organised collection of your favourite books (and a much better minion than a ripped yoshi with a burned face)
 
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