"I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 50 / 50) It is done!

Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Just finished reading up to Chapter 45 from my hiatus and HOLY CRAP THE INTENSITY

Also, if that shield collapses on top of me I am SO suing.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Sylveon said:
Guilmon said:
Morty said:
noooooooo growlmon is fuzzy and cute and I can ride you more effectively as you stomp around and eat people

WELL MY TROUSERS ARE MISSING AND I WAS BEING TRAUMATISED BY YOU I THINK IT'D BE OKAY FOR ME TO GO MEGA LEVEL AND WRECK VARIOUS INCONSEQUENTIAL STUFF IN RETURN
I hate to be involved but why don't you just steal his squid-tank ( or whatever octopi or whatever thing is there) as payback?

equal payback would be he steals my robes and whatever but I'm not sure how that would be detrimental to either of us

also doomy I wasn't traumatizing you I was........uhhh..............................."convincing" you!!!!!!!
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Tuxedo Ridley said:
Just finished reading up to Chapter 45 from my hiatus and HOLY CRAP THE INTENSITY

Also, if that shield collapses on top of me I am SO suing.
Who will you sue thought?
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Tuxedo Ridley said:
Just finished reading up to Chapter 45 from my hiatus and HOLY CRAP THE INTENSITY

Also, if that shield collapses on top of me I am SO suing.
Dead people can't sue alive people. It is written as such, and unfortunately you are in a fic in which death actually means something.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Sylveon said:
Who will you sue thought?
...I don't know, somebody. I'm the best lawyer in Mindless Junk, I'm sure I'll come up with something.
Lt. Surge said:
Dead people can't sue alive people. It is written as such, and unfortunately you are in a fic in which death actually means something.
I'll be back in time for the sequel. I always have been.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Lt. Surge said:
Well, don't sue me if you die. The only crime I'm guilty of is playing Wildcard +4 cards in UNO.
WOW. That is pure evil right there.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Tuxedo Ridley said:
Also, if that shield collapses on top of me I am SO suing.
No suing necessary: the shield's long gone: it was collapsing and pieces were falling down, potentially onto folks, but then it melted away into nonexistance when Starlow died.

Also, I think you ran off. Most folks did once the shield started to do. LTQ led the charge when he went to get Stargazing.

Grim said:
Gabumon said:
Walkazo said:
But then it'd be all warped by the lumpy muscles n' stuff - that's no fun.
I don't know if it's no fun. Have you tried it?
There was that one time I woke up and I felt something strange on my chest...
Don't look at me, man. What you get up to after work hours ain't no concern o' mine.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Walkazo said:
Also, I think you ran off. Most folks did once the shield started to do. LTQ led the charge when he went to get Stargazing.
He only did so when I called him. We are not responsible for any shield-fleeing bandwagons.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

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Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

obligatory :dk2: post
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

This makes me conflicted.

I hate Mario but hate Donkey Kong equally. I need some consultation.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

DragonFreak said:
Morty said:
This makes me conflicted.

I hate Mario but hate Donkey Kong equally. I need some consultation.
Anton, explain in more depth how this makes you feel.

Conflicted.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Morty said:
DragonFreak said:
Morty said:
This makes me conflicted.

I hate Mario but hate Donkey Kong equally. I need some consultation.
Anton, explain in more depth how this makes you feel.

Conflicted.
I see. Ok, you need to write in this journal every night about your thoughts of that day. Also, this will cost $583. Your next appointment is in a month.


^^^Essentially how I view the practices of psycology.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Oh, no! Who will approve our rainbows now?!

In other news: I SO TOLD YOU MARIO WAS AN ANIMAL ABUSER
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

DragonFreak said:
Morty said:
DragonFreak said:
Morty said:
This makes me conflicted.

I hate Mario but hate Donkey Kong equally. I need some consultation.
Anton, explain in more depth how this makes you feel.

Conflicted.
I see. Ok, you need to write in this journal every night about your thoughts of that day. Also, this will cost $583. Your next appointment is in a month.

ok, just meet me in my office in an hour for an appointment for yourself to help 'encourage' and 'persuade' you into requesting a different payment amount.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

Morty said:
DragonFreak said:
Morty said:
DragonFreak said:
Morty said:
This makes me conflicted.

I hate Mario but hate Donkey Kong equally. I need some consultation.
Anton, explain in more depth how this makes you feel.

Conflicted.
I see. Ok, you need to write in this journal every night about your thoughts of that day. Also, this will cost $583. Your next appointment is in a month.

ok, just meet me in my office in an hour for an appointment for yourself to help 'encourage' and 'persuade' you into requesting a different payment amount.
I don't think that thhis price is negoliatiable, but I will meet you anyways.
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

I think we can all agree that this was Mario's most reprehensible act in the story so far.

He has crossed the threshold of merely being a despicable, murderous villain, and become something far more sinister.

Yes, I am afraid Mario has become...

...

...a sell-out!
 
Re: "I heard you have a dragon problem?" (Chapter 45 / 50)

I'd characterize this less as selling out and more as flagrant disobediance of the rainbow bylaws, which is nevertheless just as reprehensible.

Tuxedo Ridley said:
Oh, no! Who will approve our rainbows now?!
Ghost Kong?

Sadly, since Mario ate him, he obviously did not die on a quest bed, so him taking a (web)page from MCD's book and rising again as an Ape of Light is out of the question.

Gabumon said:
In Soviet Wiki, rainbows eat you.
 
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