DragonFreak Emerald - Part 4: Deus Ex Machina Plot 1

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Too bad this isn't OR/AS where evolving into Sceptille would be good, because of Mega Evolution and Sceptile becomes a freaking beast of a grass/dragon type.
 
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Buuuut it's just a minor stat boost here. And really, who cares about that when he becomes ugly as *bleep*?

I'm really not sure how far I should torture you, lest you take your horrible revenge against me.
 
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The same goes for you too. I can't help but feel this whole thing will devolve into us trying to cripple each other more than make any actual progress.
 
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Get outta here, it's too late.
YOU MUST FOLLOW OUR DEMANDS DF
 
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so when does nickname voting start :yoshi:
 
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What did you name it?
 
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I would pay to see a battle between Toaster and Firewood.
 
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I want to pick Torchic, but Torchic is too good for a lowly Zigzagoon. Plus, I could beat it with the weakest of any Pokémon. Like this Treecko.

*grabs Pokéball.*

TREECKO I CHOOSE YOU!

*Treecko came out of the Pokéball*

Treecko: Treecko Tree!

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Me: Treecko, use pound!

*Treecko uses pound on the Zigzagoon!

*Treecko deal heavy damage to Zigzagooon.*

Me: Good job!

*literally three turns later*

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Me: Piece of cake!

Birch: *stands up from the fetal position* Thanks so much Natalie

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Me: Yeah, don't mention it. Like really, don't.

Birch: Come back to my lab. I will serve you some wine as a reward.

Me: Sir, I am 13.

Birch: Really? I thought you were 8.

Me: .....! (Oh great, he got me talking like Red)

Birch: Let's go.
*I follow him to the lab.*

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Me: He had time to talk to you?

Birch: Yeah. I cannot believe he has been the best gym leader in this region for two months now.

Me: Two months?? How long was I on the Internet anyways?

Birch: Awhile. Anyways...

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Me: Wait Treecko, really?

Birch: Yes.

Me: Aww, but if I knew you were going to do that, I would have picked Torchic. Can't I just—

Birch: Nope. The program will not allow it.

Me: Ugh. Oh well. Beggars cannot be choosers. *OBTAINED Treecko*

Birch: Do you want to give him a nickname?

Me: Ew no. Nicknames suck. It will be like we are equals. I cannot let that happen.

Birch: Er...ok. Now BEGONE WITH YOU! *disappears in a could of smoke.*

Me: Wow, dramatic exit. What should I do next? I could brag to my rival that I have a Pokémon.

*Goes to Rival's room*

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Huh. He's not here. Ewww, he still has the one thing up on his PC that he had the last time. Does he have no shame?

*exits to Route 101*

I never did get why Pokémon only appeared in tall grass and not normal grass. Maybe if I am quick enough I can get through without ARRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

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It's a WILD P....something. What is that Pokémon anyways? *checks Pokéd—oh wait* How come I don't have a Pokédex yet? Wait, how do I know that Pokédexes exist? Why am I questioning these things? Forget it. Treecko, come out! You can do it Treecko, it is our first non-programmed battle.

*literally three turns later*

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Ok, let's get moving.

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Well that didn't take long. This town is only marginally bigger than mine. Buuuuuut, there is a Pokémart, which means I can finally get POKéBALLS!

*goes into mart*

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Cashier: Sorry ma'am, we are sold out.

Me: ...WHAT? This is a POKéMART! How in the heck do you not have EVEN ONE POKéBALL?

Cashier: We are really bad at our jobs.

Me: Obviously. I am out of here. *leaves mart*

Well, as long as I am here, I better heal my Pokémon and the Pokécenter.

*enters Pokécenter*

Nurse Joy: Do you want to heal your Pokémon?

Me: No, I want to eat a sandwich.

Nurse Joy: OK then. If you want anyth—

Me: You obviously don't understand sarcasm. Yes of course I want to heal my Pokémon.

Nurse Joy: Hand me your Pokéball then.

Me: *hands it over*

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Me: I wish humans healed this way.

Nurse Joy: Done. *hands over Pokéball*

Me: Outta here. *leaves*

So...if I just came from Route 101, then logically my next route will be Route 102, which is the road off to the side. Yeah that makes sense.

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Guy: You have to progress in the story more to enter.

Me: Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu—wait, are you implying that Pokémon games have plot?

Guy: Yes.

Me: LOL XD!

Me: Anyways, I guess I will just go to Route 103 then. *walks through grass in Route 103*

Oh look, a Wingull. Treecko come out!

*another three turns later*

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Yay, my first level up.

*walks more*

Hey look, is that Brendan my rival? You know, I always wondered why he is albino...

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Me: Heck yeah. Treecko go!

Treecko: Treee-Treecko

Brendan: Hehe. Torchic come out!

Torchic: Torrrrrchic!

Me: *cries a little* *sniff* Bad enough I have a type disadvantage, but I wanted Torchic...Grrrrr. Treecko, let's show this not so hot chicken some GRASS FURY!

*This battle took much longer. Even though I was at a type disadvantage, I think the only thing that saved me was that Torchic did not know any fire type moves. After a dozen turns... *

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Treeko,


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YES TREECKO!!!!!!! *hugs Treecko* I guess you are not so bad after all.

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Me: Eat that albino weirdo!

Brendan: I...am so humiliated. I need to go now...*leaves*

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Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh yeah, that was great.

I should brag to Birch about this. Oh, yes, doing that now!

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Birch: So disappointed in you Brendan. I mean, getting beat by a weak girl.

Me: HEY!

Brendan: I hate you Birch, or shall I call you Bit—

Birch: CUT THAT OUT...now, I want you to have something Natalie.

*OBTAINED Pokédex*

Me: Cool I guess.

Birch: Aren't you going to do it?

Me: Do what?

Birch: Screenshot you getting the Pokédex?

Me: Naw, not important enough.

Brendan: I want to give you something Natalie.

Me: Oh you do?

Brendan: Yes.

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Natalie: OMG, thank you Brendan. This is the best gift anybody has EVER gotten me.

Birch: What about your Treec—

Me: I know what I said.

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Me: Hmmm...yeah I wonder that too.

What should my first captured Pokémon be? You may vote on one Pokémon from Routes 101-103. This is the list:

Zigzagoon
Wrumple
Poochyena
Lotad
Seedot
Ralts
Wingull

Voting ends in some undisclosed time.

Remember to abuse the cooperative interactive portion.
 
Re: DragonFreak Emerald - Part 2: Battle Mania

I vote for Ralts because it evolves into my favorite Gen III Pokemon.
 
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Ralts
If you have to suffer through Treecko, I'll at least grant you the mercy of the best Pokémon on the first 3 routes

... Too bad it'll take you hours to catch it, AHAHAHAHHAHA 4% APPEARANCE RATE
 
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Ralts

Challenge Proposal: You must always try to have Ralts overleveled to the point where it doesn't obey you.
 
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NEXandGBX said:
Ralts

Challenge Proposal: You must always try to have Ralts overleveled to the point where it doesn't obey you.
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Only disobeys you though if you got it through a trade. Pokemon you catch yourself never disobey you.
 
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